2124 pts · March 26, 2014
Nobody will ever read this, but if someone does. I will set myself on fire.
Chickon.
It'll be like that episode of Futurama where Bender makes billions of copies of himself.
At Aperture labs, we have our turrets fire entire bullets, as to not let anything go to waste.
Nigga that's a golf course
I used to have that kind of toothpaste. It's the worst toothpaste ever. It's like brushing your teeth with soapy water.
Wife left me, better post this on imgur.
Battleb0ner.
DAMMIT OP I AM "AWWWing" LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Do you guys smell that?
Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? WELL NEITHER DID SHE.
Was expecting dickbutt....
I agree with this so much that I might cry.
10/10 would publish into a song.
I have such a huge clue right now.
I wanted a fuck to give, I couldn't find one. I have no fucks.
Если вы можете прочитать это, проголосовать за Советский медведь!
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
That's just plane wrong.
I love me a Futurama reference.
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD.
I laughed like a 1st grader at "weiners and beans."
These same posters are in the weight room at my school.
Lifting reference +1
IT LOOKS LIKE KURT AND NOW IM SAD.
Fry's best line: "I thought about that a lot when I ate a whole box of taco shells in the bathtub."
Revised: "What will your mother do when she finds your corpse next to a half-eaten Big Mac?"
If only I could upvote this Pink Floyd reference more than once...
"My mother didn't raise a ni**a. She raised a black man." This is how black MEN are raised.
That last .gif is pretty great :D
Chickon.
It'll be like that episode of Futurama where Bender makes billions of copies of himself.
At Aperture labs, we have our turrets fire entire bullets, as to not let anything go to waste.
Nigga that's a golf course
I used to have that kind of toothpaste. It's the worst toothpaste ever. It's like brushing your teeth with soapy water.
Wife left me, better post this on imgur.
Battleb0ner.
DAMMIT OP I AM "AWWWing" LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Do you guys smell that?
Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? WELL NEITHER DID SHE.
Was expecting dickbutt....
I agree with this so much that I might cry.
10/10 would publish into a song.
I have such a huge clue right now.
I wanted a fuck to give, I couldn't find one. I have no fucks.
Если вы можете прочитать это, проголосовать за Советский медведь!
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
That's just plane wrong.
I love me a Futurama reference.
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD.
I laughed like a 1st grader at "weiners and beans."
These same posters are in the weight room at my school.
Lifting reference +1
IT LOOKS LIKE KURT AND NOW IM SAD.
Fry's best line: "I thought about that a lot when I ate a whole box of taco shells in the bathtub."
Revised: "What will your mother do when she finds your corpse next to a half-eaten Big Mac?"
If only I could upvote this Pink Floyd reference more than once...
"My mother didn't raise a ni**a. She raised a black man." This is how black MEN are raised.
That last .gif is pretty great :D