Fastassgrassassassin

587 pts ยท November 7, 2016


Has anyone ever even read these? I feel like it could get too involved. I think I'm done. Maybe not. Yes I am.

the smile doesn't reach your eyes, not believable.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is this the stalker's account? or does the friendzoned guy post these for you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd believe you but you act like that bitch wouldnt wear ears and long nails, cmon

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

whisper it, noone know, who clicks down this far?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Roughly? softly? Accidentally?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heres the before, where is the during/after ?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

HOW do you love them?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it (him not your painting, but also your painting) looks like a dog's ass gained sentience

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some other point in history, he could've been something great

7 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

What about Noseph tho?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

flawless victory, before the battle even began.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats when you shit on the water, to make them change the sign.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I always misquote the old games.. "Shit is flippy!" "Pretty smooth guy in fox" "Do a floral bowl!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

second line shoulda been "Remember that ps1 games, Tomba?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thicker'n a bowl of beans.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Robots are getting pretty scary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like someone is taking this kid's show too far.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot that movie existed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

that "fuck yeah" face

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

but live action though, not voice acting

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 19

Hes waited to be leading man so long he thought this steaming turd would be a good idea.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 50

Sameface. Range of expression is that of a mask.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M..Make him do the "pff" face.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn my height and full head of hair!

9 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 12

Looks about like my list, I see you like card games. Should give Duelyst a shot. I been getting my ass destroyed at it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So who is she?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

his mouth is infuriatingly tiny, OR his head and eyes are the biggest any person has ever had.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is on the wrong side of the internet, put it back.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks more like a :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0