Somebody is losing a foot today (a story in 5 pictures).
My holiday selfie with my oldest daughter.
My furry children.
My tree this year.
I made a hate crime to my arteries.
For Xmas I got a shirt that made me sad.
So this just happened to me after trying to close an ad.
Their friendship is the best friendship.
My teenage daughter has an obsession with opossums. So I got her this for Christmas.
My wife told me this was funny.
Prepping for next Halloween.
Merry Christmas Imgur
This cat was adopted when I didn't want any cats.
It's my cake day and I just finished part of my technical training. I want to celebrate with some whiskey.
My day today started off with this nonsense.
It's my cakeday. I'm here to climb the points ladder.
I can't believe people are falling for it. Monty Python wrote a song about it.
My daughter's cat hates everyone.
Voted for the first time in my life at 39 after just over 19 years in the military.
New life goal: Get immortalized on the dollar bill.
After the unexpected loss of our last big dog a couple months ago, my wife and I adopted a new big dog. This is link.
He was the goodest of good boys
Or why this keeps happening.
I turn 39 today. My deployed wife just wanted a picture of the collection I've built up for her return.
Yoda, Lahey, Who
AKA why you should use chrome or firefox...or anything else.
I feel so old.
Hey guys...
Making the best of these times.
Yeah, I just don't get it either.
MFW I try to post on the 29th and it doesn't go past 22 points.
My icicle crops are coming in nicely.
I started stockpiling for when my wife gets back from deployment.
My half-assed attempt to make it to the front page.
My icicle crop is coming in nicely.
Installed my new sprinkler system. Now to wait for Batman to show up in my yard.
Why humans would make terrible transformers.
Don't mind me, just posting some boo bees.
I hope you enjoy this high steaks picture.
Me handling all of lifes problems.
I know posting noods is forbidden, but I can't help posting mine.
Went to a local radio stations music fest. Got an awkward prom style picture with the morning show hosts.
Ignore false hypnotoads. All glory to the Hypnotoad.
Time to grab some pizza and watch the insanity that is the 29th.
That's it, back in the hole you little bastard.
I present to you the Fox-Eared Asshole.
Hey guys, been away for a bit. Any new hilarious Cera .gifs?
MFW I take NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time.
Technically nothing is empty, unless you count my ex's sense of basic human decency.
MFW I load up my save after drunkenly playing an open world game the night before.
Dude, chill. That frosting has to last for all the dunkaroos.
Calm your mammaries!
It may be nothing spectacular, but it gets me off the night shift and home to spend time with family.
Just a reminder to keep the wave going guys.
Having shaved my beard while trying to get back into the military, I need to remind myself of this.
For my birthday I present my dogs before and after I told them who was a good dog.
Dishonor on me...
I wanted to share something with everyone, but I forgot what it was.
GUESS THAT POKEMON!