237 pts · June 1, 2017
I like to make shit, and draw stuff. I also do finance in real estate, focused on business expansion.
Men tint their mustaches!?!
Same but snowboard. Used my spine to grind the rail
I’ll take a party pants and homoculus 3 pls
What kid, or adult for that matter is gonna remember sprint patterns when a big ass lizard is jumping at their face?
Is OP bear grylls? Is that you?!?
Dr pimple popper double popping that pimple juice
Yo, any of here write in Oreo?
TLDR Your frame rate reduces while you age. Time of death? 1fps
I feel like I simultaneously saw the next new great meme, and saw all its content.
Where is your eagle that they give you when joining the USA?
I have seen a few reports on it a while ago. Guess they had workers just sleeping under the buildings they were making?
Kawabunga dude
Fucking learn constantly
With Bleed damage of 0.00001 per second
Mistresses are pretty common for anyone with the means to get them and who want them. Cause why tf not?
Guys wife most likely knows about the mistresses already. Would be hilarious if this dude went to jail over something nobody gave a shit ab
Gonna take off her shirt to find no boobs tho
Pretty sure it was a hair product. Saw a ‘mysteries at the museum’ episode on her
‘They’ ,have created a false sense of scarcity. Like how they turn African kids into diamonds
The doom guys childhood story
Pffft. They are just gonna wait till the following Friday like they do every week.
Bro why wouldn’t I jump into an avalanche if this dog was there?
Cause when it’s that intense your brain is trying to move your irl body but it’s paralyzed. Just my guess. Same with the yell
Why not take them home then?
Found the Saudi Arabian!
Yesss we do those a few times a week. She’s way better cook than I am so I’m piggy backing lol
Isn’t that trove lo?
So that is how bagged milk is supposed to be used? I knew it was a thing just not how it wouldn’t be crazy awkward to handle
Men tint their mustaches!?!
Same but snowboard. Used my spine to grind the rail
I’ll take a party pants and homoculus 3 pls
What kid, or adult for that matter is gonna remember sprint patterns when a big ass lizard is jumping at their face?
Is OP bear grylls? Is that you?!?
Dr pimple popper double popping that pimple juice
Yo, any of here write in Oreo?
TLDR Your frame rate reduces while you age. Time of death? 1fps
I feel like I simultaneously saw the next new great meme, and saw all its content.
Where is your eagle that they give you when joining the USA?
I have seen a few reports on it a while ago. Guess they had workers just sleeping under the buildings they were making?
Kawabunga dude
Fucking learn constantly
With Bleed damage of 0.00001 per second
Mistresses are pretty common for anyone with the means to get them and who want them. Cause why tf not?
Guys wife most likely knows about the mistresses already. Would be hilarious if this dude went to jail over something nobody gave a shit ab
Gonna take off her shirt to find no boobs tho
Pretty sure it was a hair product. Saw a ‘mysteries at the museum’ episode on her
‘They’ ,have created a false sense of scarcity. Like how they turn African kids into diamonds
The doom guys childhood story
Pffft. They are just gonna wait till the following Friday like they do every week.
Bro why wouldn’t I jump into an avalanche if this dog was there?
Cause when it’s that intense your brain is trying to move your irl body but it’s paralyzed. Just my guess. Same with the yell
Why not take them home then?
Found the Saudi Arabian!
Yesss we do those a few times a week. She’s way better cook than I am so I’m piggy backing lol
Isn’t that trove lo?
So that is how bagged milk is supposed to be used? I knew it was a thing just not how it wouldn’t be crazy awkward to handle