Being alive is awesome enough compared to the alternative
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MFW I'm almost out of pee-pee money.
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2
260
I also used to save pictures I liked on AOL floppy disks.
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247
Imagine a dude is doing cosplay in a trench coat and then Fry is like
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178
Alternate realities are all the rage now because of some dumb cartoon but does anyone have any love for The Watcher?
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2
228
I've felt aimless lately...like I wasn't being my best self. I decided to do something about it.
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1064
TFW Daddy is bae
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286
Where is he the Waldo please?
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3
247
They don't really teach you this in school, but it's important public health information.
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163
Wait until that melon ripens sometimes people make hasty choices
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She can have a career but she should see marriage and family in her future along with those career goals.
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510
It happened just the other day...
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168
I get it he's gay and that's kinda gross but his movies are still alright
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I dunno what more you people want from me.
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63
I also thought that seeing their own blood made them incredibly angry
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858
freaky freaky
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When the principal wants to see you after class
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3
397
He growin on me
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7
207
The gud ole days
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222
When she decides to make eye contact while rolling dice
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808
Journalists should continue publishing allegations and outing perverts like Linda
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529
I miss you, big guy!
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It came as a shock since I feel I dodged a bullet with it not working out and I'm more optimistic about the future than ever.
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I've banged all kinds of people, but at the end of the day...
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MRW I tell my buddy I'm okay to drive after dinner and he asks me to clap and point at him if I'm sober
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0
465
MRW I get a flu shot
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451
MRW someone accuses my friend of rape and I start to defend him but then he tells me to curb my enthusiasm and I realize he's been a monster this whole time only I never saw because I wasn't his prey
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933
You don't blame the dog, you blame the master race.
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3
140
"One of us" means different things to different people.
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MRW I'm finally getting out of a rut and my toxic ex says we should talk about getting back together
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4249
MRW someone asks me why my posts are so cringey
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6
317
When you tryin to grab puss but her friend checks you
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212
I can't make gifs
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174
TFW you're gonna get the part
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Not really...but sometimes when I have to be in polite/business mode I pretend this is the case.
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51
Halloween is a weird time
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233
MRW I make eye contact with my crush right as I let out a loud smelly fart
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185
Pretty much
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178
I'm not exactly sure how the rotation works is it by states won or percentage of popular vote? What date does Johnson go in?
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113
Travel Stories: The Will-o'-the-wisp.
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0
146
TFW you remember Halloween
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0
320
"I'm vegan" might be the same thing as "I've been kidnapped"
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639
MRW someone asks if I'd rather do cocaine or use propane
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4
553
All cat sex is rape
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664
MRW I start to think things are going alright in a relationship or at school/work
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2
167
MRW I see who won the cockfight last night
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343
Show me what you got
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80
I'm not stazy I'm just lazee
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78
They can't decide if they want to be dependent or independent and they literally walk on fences
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113
TFW you're bombing a hill on your skateboard and you hear a pebble stop one of the wheels
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0
39939
I tried to give this smoking hot teenage bimbo a snickers and he looked at me like I was the devil
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853
They all do it
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117
MRW someone asks me who my crush is
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142
How can you succeed if you don't know how to define success?
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186
Calm the fuck down, you animals.
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0
159
Fighting crime in the streets together
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153
I was sexually harassed, right?
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