Not Suitable for Children 3 and Under
Don't worry, I baled him out later
Thriller Cat
I heard you guys like cats
Everyone celebrating the New Year while I dye my Dirty Wastelander green
MRW my new HTC gives me a message notification.
MRW I find a potential replacement for Success Kid
MRW I am rinsing my hair and someone flushes the toilet
That example sentence really grides my gears.
Imgur Madlibs Nombre Uno
MRW I follow downvote fairies and upvote their victims
I'm a person and my name is Mannequin!