This is my public profile. I am writing something about myself--and that something is that I am writing something (which is this) about myself.
This is my public profile. I am writing something about myself--and that something is that I am writing something (which is this) about myself.
Fuck. I need to come up with a different strategy. D:
You thought political posts would be done for awhile the day after an election day? O_o
They do sometimes!
Oof
It's because we're so fat we keep forgetting it's a thing. :D
Oh, nice! I love skullorful it is!
I gave them one for you.
That's modern life, whether you leave the house or not.
I am 14% sure this was intentional.
My company's latest iteration of quality and perfomance assurance testing is called CLEAR and it is the worst thing to ever happen to me.
Mormons do the full body immersion.
Fuckwit, he did melt salt. Morton kosher, in a shotglass-sized crucible in a portable furnace. He also melted Na metal as a control.
This is really a cute mental image tbh
I'm a pervert. I like seeing the body parts.
Sure of that, are you?
Hey, fancy seein' you here! You're one of my favorite writer/artist-thingies!
Probably not?
That was cute.
Textas standoff.
You raise a good point! o:
This upvote has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations.
Just came from one of those families, I guess.
I knew I was a perverted little bi dude when I was in junior high, friendo. Ain't nothing changed since.
I knew that! It was the closest I've ever been to getting laid.
Username checks out.
But it does occasionally donate to porn studios.
We tried not to! We really did!
All human behavior is dictated on some level by assumption, so… yes they do. I like Yorkshire accents, though, so good on ya if you kept it.
Oh god, we've done this before. I thought your username sounded familiar.
Okay.