Anyone know what this weird gold disk is?
Elliot, world. World, Elliot.
Something seems off...
"It's 11 p.m., do you know where your dumpster is?"
1. Buy every hotdog you can get your hand on...
"It's 11 p.m., do you know where your dumpster is?"
Donald Trump's RNC nomination acceptance speech
Mom's handwriting
Maybe my app is just screwed up...
“You can’t impeach Trump, he didn’t break any laws!”
Limited edition pop-art poster/print dump (Mondo/Nakatomi/Bottleneck)
Reaching out and touching the face of God
Aspergers art (dot matrix printer series)
READ THE BIBLE
Thanks Kohl’s for the “brand new” coffee maker!
I'm voting for Star Wars!
Every time I see a post about a movie theater warning parents that "Sausage Party" isn't a kid's movie.
It's called the long con
Where are you, fatass?
My mom was on the cover of Life Magazine
Voctron!
Is it though?
Pizza Hut delivers
"He doesn't have Flash ears..."
DOJ Attorney: Migrant kids don’t deserve soap, toothpaste or blankets
My mailman is a nutbar
Soon...
You know how most people have to store theirs in a moldy trailer under a tarp in the back yard?
Florida beach-kid problems
Mom's last voicemail (just checking on her 3-year-old grandson):
Cleaning the fridge as an anosmic...
If you do this, you're a dick.
Florida weather meme dump
Chocolate-chocolate chip ghost cookies (Heat level = Fatal)
Florida, where you can legally hunt otters with a crossbow 3 months each year...
What killed the dinosaurs, as told by 1982 children's book
Converse, why did you discontinue these?!?
The mug shot says it all...
Tourists, making Transylvania less scary every single day...
It's a boy! Now, what to name him...
Airbag might murder you, but we can't fix it yet... enjoy your Honda!
Swan punch!
Want every meal to be delicious?
Boston Marathon bombing survivors visit Pulse nightclub shooting victims
Cheese-flavored cheese product...
A daughter's love
Hottest hot sauce in the world!
Tebow blows off Bahamas to visit Pulse shooting victims
Theme parks to Orlando, "We 'heart' you!"