Firetempest

3675 pts · March 10, 2013


*leopard* seals are antarctic apex predators. He specifically states this is the only seal that is.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I hear it helps protect against 5G liberal mind control waves.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You think you could say 3 words back before he's yelling over you. I'd just be an incoherent screaming match in seconds. Which id still love to see. Maybe get his blood pressure so high something dislodges.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not AI. Just a lot of different videos spliced to make a fake narrative that people eat up for a sliver of serotonin. OPs only crime is regurgitating point farming content.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Planning on par with kid in the front yard trying to jump friend with a BMX and a slab of partial board

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wild timing, been listening to all their albums this weekend.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunate she has to deal with birth.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not knowing what's under clouds led to 18 skydivers mistakenly jumping into Lake Erie because the plane was off course and 16 drowned in 1967. Most reasons to not do something is like a OSHA standard, wrote in blood.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Because after the inevitable blue tide, the right can steer the goldfish with "Why are the Dems continuing all these pointless wars!?" Then after abysmal pull outs "Why are the Dems so awful at diplomatic relations with the rest of the world!? We need a strong leader!"

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The right has found the dominant strategy. Flood reality with so much bullshit no one can keep up. And it's worked for the last decade. Zero effort and no wasted time in being coy and subtlety working between the rule of law. Just be awful, what's going to happen? Chuck Schumer reading a poem? They could blast Horst-Wessel-Lied from White House lawn speakers and they would giggle and say they appreciate the classics.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they had the stones to admit they were wrong and it was they who was indeed full of bullshit, I'd help them get to zero.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yay, more unfixed "pets" to create an unsustainable colony of native bird killers and stuffing local shelters with new kittens which they will usually euthanize older cats to make room for if they are older than 8 weeks. Otherwise they just kill newborns since they are too much of a burden.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely bot driven for the criticism.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Eeeh, my cynical ass believes they just held the cat to the pole and let it try and climb down with its gear for the shot.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 20

A little terrifying as what can happen with massive parasite death. Be they're in the best care.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like dreams I used to have, in a don't look down and you can fly cartoon sort of way.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First mistake, running water. Second mistake, deep water. Third mistake, cat.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Has to be, tea candles couldn't possibly last long enough to get all of them lit without a team of people.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The story to this one was great. A director of Goodalls institute got offended for her and complained about the comic. Goodall herself loved it. Her reaction upon seeing the cartoon was to guffaw (her word) and say, "Wow! Fantastic! Real fame at last!

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same energy as the woman who wrote Loser on her own Starbucks drink and tried to frame the employee saying she asked for the name to be CK's

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They really don't have to wait too long for another attempt anyway. They can refine their idea now and take flight next end of the world.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather spend the thousands for a custom card printer set up. Yeah I can't do tournaments, but the proxy world is larger than MTG too.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time I see this, I hope it's not the one with the empty stool at the end because of cancer.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are also Guayule farms. But far more processing needed, but would be a far better crop choice in the west using half the water of other crops.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0