Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Why does this sound like an English gentleman's pickup line?
Why isn't the camera operator trying to help the poor kitten?
Good heavens what a pretty lady!
The optimist in me sees these videos and says "inspiring", the ADHD in me sees these videos and says "man thats a lot of stuff I need in order to do this perfectly", the realist says "the moment I fail even a little I'm going to get super depressed and quit"
Shame all i have is a metal bin so I'll have to just settle for using a binstiller.
This kills the apples.
Love this clip so much
That reminds me of the time I took off my top and got killed my Greg Kinnear.
She seems nice.
For some reason I thought she was gonna turn. Into a chair or grimace from McDonald's.
#1 I do not love the meme for its content, nor the comment for its wit l, but rather I love what they provide to me. A laugh in my time of strain while I sit upon my porcelain throne.
Damn that looks hard now... am I getting old? There was a time when I'd see this and think I could do that but now that looks like it would hurt to try.
#1 we are at the very precipice of turning this world upside down. Night will become day, black will become white, north America will become south America, toilets will flush in the opposite direction.
Something something vanilla ICE
For when you want lethal but also want to make a show of it.
Thanks, I love it.
Alright, now clear the table it's time for dinner.
#2 Trump, The Quicker Fucker Upper. I will be using this and only this going forward.
At least you don't have to work on your birthday?... happy birthday amigo
Good point how many sides do spheres even have?
I miss my ferrets so much. Get them a box and some packing peanuts. They deserve it.
I too am looking forward to monster hunter coming out and hunting the monster that is trump.
Thems fine tube cats you got there.
Maybe I'm a winner?
I love the internet.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what the comments section is for. I love good informative comments!
Wow, grilling scissors. What a neat idea.