FirstPersonSingular

19216 pts · May 27, 2016


This is the exact face I just made!

22 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Or reality!

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Won

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I swear, it’s just tragedy all the way down.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I called him yesterday. We talked for 20 minutes and he told me the same thing.

2 months ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harmony

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a crow friend so bad. Last month there were 3 crows in my yard bullying a squirrel and trying to steal his gummy worm. I threw some pepperoni at them from the fridge but they left anyway; no matter how much I yelled and pleaded.

At least I think it was a gummy worm…

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not trying to be overtly perverted, but how often are people nude under their fur suit?

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hang in there! You’re doing great. And merry Christmas from NY.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Padme stares*
You mean meters, right?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like MUSHA from Sega Genesis. I loved that game but I was terrible.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Council implies age and wisdom.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everything after Backdoor Sluts 9 was pure garbage

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Cool stickers. Loved Hadestown too!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That slap tho

2 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 0

2 bits?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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They’re screaming it. There are tee shirts.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

May head to Germany to pick some up.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Are you trying to get deported?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fair

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3