It's my cake day, and I've never known what to do for this sort of thing (I missed my last one last year), so here's a picture of my mom's dog, Uli, chilling in my dad's shirts. Enjoy!
MRW I find out that I get a trophy for my cake day.
*clever bat themed title*
Just some kiwis
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MRW my gf discovers my tickley spot during sexy time.
We unwrapped my roommates face and created an abomination.
When he says he's close.
As a Minnesotan, MR last night after the Wild won.
Have you ever been choked so hard by Elmo that you started laughing hysterically?
Fuck context.
A new breed of rock frog.
MRW i see my friend at breakfast eat a cinnamon roll without unrolling it.
He's so not happy with where his life is right now...
MRW I listen to my recorded singing when listening to headphones.
But I don't want to!
Saw this shirt today. Could use some punctuation.
MRW a girl starts crying in the middle of class and starts talking about her problems.
Welcome to Wendy, the fuck you tryna eat?
MFW i say my girlfriend's sister is really hot.
As a Minnesotan, MRW I woke up this morning and it was snowing. Again.
How my high friend asked for Chapstick today.
MRW when the neighbor's dog eats my dad's baseball signed by a girl named Baby Ruth.
Scotch Tape Selfies!!!
I got the bag! I got the bag!
MRW my little sister says it's unfair that I'm the favorite child.
MRW the people at Subway put the sauce on.
Whenever I am feeling down, I like to look up pictures of the Bee Gees. If these hairy bastards can be THIS happy, then so can I
That moment you see a boner so magical that it causes you to rethink your entire life.
Just about every day.
Finals are coming! Procrastinate with these baby sloths!
How Baking Works
Had to do a double-take when I drove past this place
One guy's misplaced coffee cup caused utter chaos at the golf course.
MRW a grasshopper lands on my leg.
Not just low, but that shit is Meat Low!
How I think most commentors look.
MRW I'm playing Mortal Kombat against someone who knows the special moves.
I was driving my cart at work and heard this lil baby cheeper behind me.
For future use
My mom typically sends me really cute pics of our cat, Finn. Here's the one she sent me today.
My cat, Finn, takes some pretty adorable naps.
If Charlie Kelly quotes were motivational posters
When I stay up all night on Imgur instead of studying...