Flipsalmighty

5977 pts ยท May 11, 2013


I have now written something about myself.

Your proposition is fishy and I shall have no part in it. I said good day, sir!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your statement is a phallusy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had an answer for that but then I realized it was a LOT funnier in my head than in reality.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you OP, I've been dressing like this since 1989!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Expected Dickbutt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get out the way, bitch, get out the way!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Because you're a bad man.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, ok, but I refuse to enjoy it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I am Snape. The potions master."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rando's won more games than I'm comfortable admitting at my house.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where... where did you get a Canadaball?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the sensible thing to assume but you can totally get where I'm coming from, right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like neither ice nor wine to me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legitimate question, is it on fire? It looks like it's on fire.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Are we going to try to hash out custody? I want him on the weekends.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh... *unzips*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Chinese food... so good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dated a ladybarber for a while. Her tools of the trade always fascinated me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now he knows what it's like to get a faceful of seed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All hail the Alot!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nyquil parties.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like Madonna got festive.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't... I don't understand.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're welcome. Least I could do.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you, Ninja Spider-Man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... Disneyland is only two hours away with traffic. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running here?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to live in this room and never leave.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting for downvoting Javert.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I break that law at least three times a week.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Terrible.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0