Flooferdoof

5217 pts · May 12, 2013


I’m betting he is alive but so incapacitated that it is obvious to anyone. Showing that proves their deception. He will magically have a relapse or some other stroke-like event immediately before the election but not until he declares support for a successor. Then they can show he’s alive but not well.

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

South America fits better now.

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 frame this for an anniversary gift

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, Calcifer.

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh he’s new!

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do the ghosts know that we do not?

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t stand on my head this much.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The ghosts are scared!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

During my second delivery without any meds, I said it hurt and my husband said “I know.” I immediately lit into him so much about his lack of knowing fully describing situations that might even begin to compare that the doc literally warned him to sleep with one eye open for a while.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

He truly lives inside the tiniest briefest space in his mind where he felt young and rich and handsome and powerful and smart. It’s like he got a compliment and has never lost that high. Is that how narcissists feel all the time? There is never ever ever introspection? Is that part broken?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 it’s our lawn now, old man.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I love this man.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a twist!

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

#13 there are no back beans? Does he have front beans? Are there any beans at all? Why am I suddenly sad?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that every staffer is a blond fembot?

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#26 and SHARP POINTY TEETH

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 roll for charisma!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Where all the people who supported me can stay for 15-20 years…some even for life!”

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me think of a laundry list of things I’d like to see different.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sweet! My husband and I had our kids early and I often forget how young we were.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maple beavers 🍁🦫

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gas stove. Still can’t figure it out.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now if a woman asked that question he’d just say she was a bad reporter and her employer is the worst.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I halp.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To Etsy!!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not mean, just not tolerant. There’s a difference.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s my schedule. I completely get it.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to lay my check against its sweet head and say it would be ok right when I saw that.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WY Sec of State is a creepy little towel-sucking goblin who has run on the Trump agenda and his dad’s money. He has spread the voter misinformation gospel to the vastly aged population here. It’s sickening. The governor cannot stand him and does what he can in the most politically correct ways possible including telling him to shut up. Most people that physically meet the cretin cannot stand him.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Paging Dr. Green. Paging Dr. Pink.

Fun Fact: Dr. Red on the overhead at my hospital means something is burning or on fire somewhere.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0