the bubbles in my friends beer looked like a map of the world.
Random dumperino for poop time.
MRW I remember it's Saturday and I don't have to go to work.
Hmm...
Dad: Don't worry son, good things come to those who wait. Me:
Imagine a night on the town with this guy.
How I Feel Before and After Christmas.
Crazy war hero.
Never been but I hear this place has good meat.
This goes out to all the sore fingers.
Michael Jackson in the year 2000