FlyHump

52 pts ยท June 29, 2014


Figures we have to open for them to even think about coming out. That's why my "lost for 24hrs" cat was chilling in the coffee table drawer.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As an Oakland A's fan all this positive elephant talk makes me happy. Stompy is the mascot's name. This dude knows why now.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I looked for the number 24 in picture 24 waaaaay longer than I should have.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother has kept his weed in this tin for ages. It always smells nice and changes depending on the strain he has.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They don't really attend social events anymore so it's hard to hook up. Just makes them all the more attractive though imo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew he was a Phreak.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I took it as a "friendly cunt". Unless he meant a "hostile cunt." I need to KNOW now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why can't I zoom in? This is in my city and I really need to know what the forecast is. My internet and phone are not working.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While you're at at, ask for blinker fluid. If you get a hold of some, please pm me as I'm getting low and no on seems to carry it anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swisha' rolled tight, got sprayed for Ice- I hit the highway. Makin' money the fly way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The Axe Gang don't fuck around.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't help but think of QuickBaby and what he would have to say. The dude knows his tanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Fumigation is when your house gets covered with a tarp and Vikane gas is used to remove the oxygen. Fleas don't require fumigation.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what fighting a riptide feels like.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Geeeeeeeeeeeet outofme"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I live in Yuba City, California and every year Sikh's hold a festival that brings 100,000+ people. Such a kind and loving group of people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next week, on Twin Peaks. Or PornHub fetishes. Whichever you prefer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who was she?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you thought that hurts then try your septu- oh. I see.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fresh Prince always hits me in the Uncle Phils.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neighbor used to litter as he drove passed my house. I saved up a garbage bag's worth of his shit and dumped it on his lawn. He stopped!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the hell would they save the video? Unless they were simply demonstrating how it will *not* burn, in which case, why wear a mask.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gamelime, anylime" -Dove

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are these real cops? If so, this is even more awesomer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was one image at first, so I was sad. The accidently looked down and became happy. Now it's over I'm sad again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a girlfriend...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost 7 seconds not looking at the road. I get shivers when it's 2 seconds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks OP. 2 hours later.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottle Cap Gun. Anyone know if this bends the caps? Because I have 5 freezer bags full and want them in the same condition.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0