We were all out of bacon, I had to improvise. Ron Swanson wouldn't approve but it was damn delicious

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113

MRW my briefly vegan friend admitted he had started eating meat again.

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1865

High Resolution Green Circle

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36

1081

Thanks Siri

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84

Some people just wanna watch the world burn...

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47

There's no better way to spend blackjack winnings.

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150

The last straw...

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10

Dern't turn your back, dern't look away, and dern't blernk! Good luck.

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80

Well that's enough internet for me tonight

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34

What it's like living in Australia in 40 degrees C heat with pale skin

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3629

Thanks urban dictionary.

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1

649

MRW someone suggests that Nintendo should make a 1st person realistic Pokemon game.

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