I‘m from Germany and a teacher for 5th to 12th graders. I‘ve been a Star Wars fan for ~30 years, which actually helped me learn English properly when I started reading Star Wars stuff on the internet around the year 2000. My greatest hobbies, when I have time besides teaching and entertaining the kids, are sewing, hand lettering and paper handicraft... or just buying the supplies for them. I've recently gotten into lasercutting and 3D printing - I just love creating stuff! Reading has taken up less and less of my free time during the past years; stupid adult life. Stupid smartphone. But since my boys have gotten bigger (5 and 7), I can get back to that more, which makes me happy because it used to be the most important part of my life. Imgur has truly helped me expand my knowledge of the things people go through in their lives. I’ve had a very fortunate life so far, so my heart goes out to you guys out there struggling. Oh, and I enjoy cringe dumps the most :-D
Reminds me of Phoebe teaching Joey how to say "Je m'appelle Joey"
I'm surprised it doesn't do damage to the printing ink though
I would fucking love that job
Winter‘s going :(
It‘s the players‘ entrance and exit and leads down to the locker rooms.
When we had those first cellphones that could take photos and play mp3s, I was so impatiently waiting for phones that could do the internet any time, any place. I was waiting for smartphones without knowing I was waiting for them. And now I think they are the bane of humanity and the downfall of intelligence.
Shit, my 8-yr-old son would thrive with loving and caring for a pet, but I've never had a pet und we're so stressed out already with the demands of jobs and family that I'm so scared of the effort that comes with a pet. I just can't do it.
*chef‘s kiss*
Thank you, good sir or madam, I was contemplating posting that same gif, but you saved me the trouble of finding it.
With the fan moving like that I thought they were running down a long-ass hallway
#42 * "If Jesus had been beheaded" - correct condition sentences are a dying breed
#10 fucking porsche driver video-shaming poorer people
#1 Those are not idiots, they are despicable, all 30 of them.
That's a trainwreck of a title
Dad, is that you?
Why is there a cartoon about my dad? Geez, you should see how he leaves the house sometimes, it's like he finds some fabric in the house and wraps it around himself.
#3 all of them are assholes endangering innocent people, including the guy filming.
#2 I’m waiting for such an opportunity when I can be a very petty and smug first aider. Preferably an opportunity that involves e-scooters.
Hmm, Friedrich Merz is 6'5''
#9 With the amount of people drowning right now in Europe even WITHOUT alligators present, this made me very nervous.
Friends of mine over here have dual citizenship and I'll tell them I'll disrespect them forever, should they choose to renew their passports to this atrocity when necessity arises, instead of not visiting the US until passports are changed again.
What's with the capitalization?
I could hardly understand them either
#22 Ich krieg Otto Waalkes vibes
That is, in fact, not a landing.
Eine Kackscheiße is das
people continue to casually scroll their phones... I wonder whether it's that common for ambassadors to lose their cool or whether they know it's just a publicity stunt?
Now do ticks.
Did we really not have DNA technology yet in 1999?! Or was more technologically advanced DNA forensics needed?