Wife her

11 years ago | 1 0

Nah. Gen 7. I was almost in tears when I realized what I had done.

11 years ago | 1 0

I may not always be the brightest. Apparently remembering to remove my ipod from my pants pocket proves to be a difficult task.

11 years ago | 1 0

You're my new favorite superhero.

11 years ago | 1 0

I understand. The sexy reasons are just a fraction.

11 years ago | 3 0

You. You're great.

11 years ago | 7 0

As a female, being big spoon is also a great chance to fondle my male partners 'junk'.

11 years ago | 28 0

Am I the only one here wanting to fawn over OPs hair?

11 years ago | 1 0

A tuba toothpaste??

11 years ago | 4 0

Valid.

11 years ago | 2 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | 1 0

Totally. It was super groovy.

11 years ago | 2 0

Nah. NY

11 years ago | 2 0

Smart ass :p

11 years ago | 1 0

This is one of my favorites.

11 years ago | 3 0

I enjoy shower sex. It always goes swimmingly for me.

11 years ago | 1 0

Leroy. His name should be Leroy.

11 years ago | 2 0

It's because of dat pornstache right?

11 years ago | 2 0

Stanley Yelnats!

11 years ago | 14 0

This is fantastic!

11 years ago | 2 0

*phat.

11 years ago | 11 0