MRW My White Friend asks me to help him move, but doesn't mention the three flights of stairs.
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I was harder to impress as a youth
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Can someone tell me what kind of Spider this is?
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They Hate it.
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"I love my jokes."
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Today, Everyone gets a Top Comment.
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39
Rob Gronkowski raising the stakes of Shirtception
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My GF took a Picture of Chicago Yesterday, Thought it came out Looking like a Painting.
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MRW my friends tell me they are going to get super stoned and see Deadpool.
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This movie is unsettling.
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I'm Proud that Post Finally Got me over a 1000 Karma
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I've been single all my life. I kinda just want to quit my job and be a pornstar.
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MRW My Girlfriend Rejects My Ideas even though she's, "Literally hungry enough to eat anything."
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The World is now 65% Less Hairy.
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Who wants Pancakes?
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The Truth
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MRW I have pleased my GF and can finally sleep.
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MRW I End things in One Punch
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MRW I See Someone on imgur at Work
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Bradley Cooper Plays Rocket Me.
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F U Guys, I'm Going Home
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If there's enough interest, I'll probably do it. I'll tell the story about how I got Kidnapped.
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More Readable.
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50
U Got Legs.
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85
MRW I watch the News or Read a Newspaper
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The Truth About Most Religions
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I'm just gonna shine back here...
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Vegetable Tempura Dragon
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Single again, so this is my life now...
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MRW My Mom Finally Tells Me it's Okay to Start Eating Dinner
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Bill Cosby's Illegitimate Son Arrested
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Miss this Guy
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Wal-Mart Refuses to Sell Donuts
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Saudi Arabia: The Safest Roads on Earth
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How I say Hi to Italians as a Greek Visiting.
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I Will Remember You
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Actual Facebook Status Today
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Me getting in a fight with the rest of my insane family.
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Day One of Being Single Again, How I Feel.
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When a Current BF/GF meets an Ex
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Oh just me and My Bear Dog
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I Decided to Read Every Day of Lent
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#America
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Stu knew what was up.
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Doing it Right
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MRW People Ask if I want a Bigger Gif
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Apparently my friend has the Perfect BF
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My Dad is some kind of Monster
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Peasant
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Only Respond in Numbers Ladies
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Heard we're posting Selfies
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FINALLY.
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Sadly, this is the only way I remember Nelson Mandela.
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