NYC sucks Hoboken4Lyfe!
MRW a someone says wuh and I know they meant wah
MRW someone starts to piss me off but then compliments my nice smile
The stank face
Alice Cooper having a beer with Colonel Sanders
MRW my crush tells me she thinks the Jews did 9/11
MRW my pay raise this year means I get no discounts on sweet insurance
MRW I take my dog out to potty on a cold morning and there's steam coming off his poop
Guy Smiley is alright in my book.
MRW I see Flawless Teen Simp
My computer's reaction when I learn "Hello World" in a new language.
When I start having an anxiety attack and think my life is meaningless but then I remember all the people who upvoted a comment or post of mine on imgur
Your best friend's reaction when you chug a gallon of milk to show the school bully who's boss
When they were just young up and comers
MRW I read the title
Is Alec Baldwin losing his chest hair?
But I hate raisins
I always called them devil color
I'm sorry I can't be your friend anymore, black guys with british accents
MRW I buy a new apple product
Or French, or Spanish, or Esperanto
When the 503 error is just right
MRW someone tries to pay me in Canadian money
Sorry to hear about your guy, Putin...real shame.
In all seriousness, I kind of wish my city had a pizza parlor where you could play ping pong.
You can comment on a nice smile even if you aren't attracted to the head that smile is on, but if you see nice lips, stay silent
When a homosexual meets a man who has sex with men
The chorus goes My reaction when, my reaction when, everybody look at my reaction when
MRW it's not a trap
Trump's economic plan
MRW I memed but she still suckin
Alice Cooper having a drink with Vincent Price
MRW my friend Tony tells me the average American man is 195.7lbs
When your followers meme you into power
Former President George W Bush sniffing pure ethanol in 2007
MRW the brownies are gone
That buddy you have that just won't shut up about two thousand and six
I miss Meg on Supernatural
Turns out it was just a video of a birth he had to watch for his online doula certification
Looks like it's gonna be a wet weekend in the US
What I wanna do today
Alice Cooper having a beer with Groucho Marx
MRW Dean Winchester says another character is like a brother/sister/family to him on Supernatural
MRW I watch every episode of supernatural in 6 weeks
It would be pretty bad ass
He doesn't even wait
MRW someone tries to get on my case for thinking Dalton was the best Bond
When your buddy plays the pussy and gets fucked
When I casually grab a stranger by the pussy
MRW I find out everyone on imgur is on heroin
Is anyone old enough to remember this guy?
MRW I go to reply to a comment but I make a typo and I can't edit the comment so I delete it and don't want to re-type it knowing the OP already got a notification
MRW I grip someone tight and raise them from perdition, but then they have extra beef ribs and pretend not to know a nigga.
I'm gonna stumble into the library and do my civic duty all over the place
MRW my buddy Manuel drops a sick beat.
The only acceptable drug abuse
What I imagine being a woman would be like
MRW I want someone to deal with it, but then realize no one should have to deal with what I just did so I take it back
Fuck this Trump/Hildawg nonsense...I just want to know if we are going to keep making criminals out of patients.
I just miss playing with people