FrozenMixedVegetableCocks

417 pts ยท July 14, 2013


You're god damn right.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were actually more. The ones I left out were even worse.

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So uh, is this new? Because I'm pretty sure I've seen this thousands of times.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because fat.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mexican dirt shwagg?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The ass was fat.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat cake look gud bruh

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Gf is on his left, but his Gf is his right hand. I don't understand :(

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell doesn't shit before they shower?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bald ferret.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just bought fruit Roll-ups
Aaaaand they're gone!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

As a stoner, fuck that guy!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions too clear. Became Goatse.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same thing goes when people ask why I go to the gym if I'm already skinny. Bitch, I go to get fit. I'm not gonna wait until I'm fat, idiot.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Get this dog some fucking glasses, for fucks sake.

13 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 4

Put..put that banana in it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess we can call this a Reservoir Dog right?

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Heh that's funny because this is a dog and you are referencing Reservoir Dogs.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Ay girl, let me catch them Jigglypuffs.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Stabbed raccoon in each eye. Twice.

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