I dropped a paper towel on the floor.
He-who-must-not-be-named
Steak with a side of steak for dinner tonight.
Well, I guess I won't be mowing the lawn today after all.
My life erryday.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
MRW my SO is wasted and I find him puking on the window sill in our bedroom.
E.T.
This guy.
When that bead of sweat slowly drips down your ass crack.
my reaction...
My favorite picture of Harrison Ford. Fuck, I love this guy... I'm drunk.
Every time I go to the bathroom...
MFW I cough up a scab after my tonsillectomy
Oklahoma teacher shows up drunk and pantless on the first day of school.
Good Guy Penn
"parenting"
God bless America.
We're sorry Darren.
MRW I run out of weed and smoke resin instead.
Excellent.
That's my bike punk!
Texas Pride.
Ready, set, weekend!
Lurkers on imgur be like...
Pfffttt,that didn't huur........
Laser cat. Giving zero fucks, as usual...
King of the rats
mrw I try to watch last night's episode of GOT and realize my sister cancelled HBO... I was using her login for HBOGO.
Dis my hooman now.
MRW i've been eating healthy and working out and can finally fit into my "pre-fat" jeans
No matter what color we are, we all taste the same on the inside.