FunctioningWorkaholic

90290 pts · October 14, 2014


You are absolutely right.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Don’t get murdered!

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Sehr gut!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pig better than NDelRay?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

II

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rule #1: Don’t.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Zero days since last international embarrassment…

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What did you do or what treatment were you given for speed apnea?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can I marry her?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And unlimited toilet paper!

4 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Can I offer you this nice wooden horse?

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And a war.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was there! Wasn’t that centuries ago?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also I find holding my breath while chewing on a girls leg quite difficult.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, so Europe owns 40% of the U.S.? Interesting.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, of course. But then again I‘m not from anywhere near that continent.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just slept. You guys sound too energetic.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't wait to never hear from it again... :\

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My morbid humor immediately went to "at least he passed". Sorry.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhh, dude! You can't say the A-word out loud!
Like so?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha, I‘ll still post gore, see?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can make it better. Have some boobs!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Are you ok?

1 year ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

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