FunkyFreshMonke

40767 pts ยท February 8, 2012


They found me... shit. shit. shit. Quick do something impressive... *in fetal position crying*

No one realizes this is the answer

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Step 1. Get off your high horse. Step 2. Scroll to the bottom and click the link for the original tweet

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

there*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this fucking guy haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

then i got into a motorcycle accident and had to get ligaments re-attached in my ankle... im almost back to normal 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't. I got high sprain on my ankle playing soccer and by the time I healed, I separated my shoulder playing soccer 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They say keeping a woman's feet warm helps achieve orgasms. Tmyk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know he will even show up if you're dead?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also known as Agave Nectar ;)

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Document everything, getting fired for this is called retaliation and can get the Grocery Store sued for millions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you haven't noticed, Hulu isn't on that list. Because Comcast owns part of them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its legal now in Cali, they passed a law making it so. This allows CHP to write safety guidelines now.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"We want to pay a fixed price not pay hourly for this large project"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're willing to make another, i'd pay for it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Follow the steps to see if it is ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can smell him from here!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#TeamZombie

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It helps slow down the avocado from going brown

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm collecting more gifs too if anyone needs more, for reasons

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kung Fuhrer is the name for Hitler

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not sure how to edit the description... but it has 80's kung fu, hitler, laser raptors. I couldn't look away!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea. Took the screenshot from his actual twitter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a computer, its not a Hackintosh. Hackintosh means OSX on custom hardware.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#1 is exactly why i lane split

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He could attach a selfie to the account

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But... the permits are for the 18th.. its still the 17th... is this even accurate?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do that. But tell me why I get excuses even though you are salary and still get paid?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not with how tight he's probably clenching right then

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0