FutureYou

9914 pts ยท December 21, 2012


You, but in the future.

Anyone else find themselves reading this like Shatner?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

But who makes my venti caramel quad whipped latte with almond milk and unicorn tears?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AT&T actually said they support net neutrality recently. My guess? They're trying to snag some well timed PR. They win either way.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

At first I was like... damn I knew I shouldn't have switched to Verizon. But then I was like.... oh snap that's clever. +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good thing I wore my Valyrian steel toed boots today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Went rogue" is slang for "disgruntled developer upper decks the Amazon code"

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That look at the end = embarrassment + sadness. I make the same face after reading my texts from last night the following morning.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They don't want to kill it, just allow evilcorp to make more $$$

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't know which one I'm most impressed by.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: call center job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just the tip

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought everyone uses their hand to check the water temperature?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In my experience, some of the best things happen when pajamas are involved. However more experimentation is needed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Challenge mode: chili cheese dogs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait what's wrong with jumping in water? Don't tell me bees can fucking swim too?!?!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So do you live even longer and save more $$$ if you buy the PRO version?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Child's life > gorilla's life. Wanna be mad? Be mad at the parents who let it happen.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yer a wizard Harry!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bloopers for this must be amazing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hover hand level 100

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brush teeth, set alarm, charge wallet. Bed time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... it's what plants crave

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I'm drinking a beer in my shower. Shower rod fell down...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Duckling uses beak charge! It's super effective!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0