9914 pts ยท December 21, 2012
You, but in the future.
Anyone else find themselves reading this like Shatner?
But who makes my venti caramel quad whipped latte with almond milk and unicorn tears?
AT&T actually said they support net neutrality recently. My guess? They're trying to snag some well timed PR. They win either way.
At first I was like... damn I knew I shouldn't have switched to Verizon. But then I was like.... oh snap that's clever. +1
Good thing I wore my Valyrian steel toed boots today.
"Went rogue" is slang for "disgruntled developer upper decks the Amazon code"
That look at the end = embarrassment + sadness. I make the same face after reading my texts from last night the following morning.
They don't want to kill it, just allow evilcorp to make more $$$
I don't know which one I'm most impressed by.
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Plot twist: call center job.
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.
Just the tip
I thought everyone uses their hand to check the water temperature?
In my experience, some of the best things happen when pajamas are involved. However more experimentation is needed.
Challenge mode: chili cheese dogs
Wait what's wrong with jumping in water? Don't tell me bees can fucking swim too?!?!!
So do you live even longer and save more $$$ if you buy the PRO version?
Child's life > gorilla's life. Wanna be mad? Be mad at the parents who let it happen.
Yer a wizard Harry!
The bloopers for this must be amazing
Hover hand level 100
Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry.
Brush teeth, set alarm, charge wallet. Bed time.
Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!
The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.
But... it's what plants crave
Meanwhile I'm drinking a beer in my shower. Shower rod fell down...
Duckling uses beak charge! It's super effective!
Anyone else find themselves reading this like Shatner?
But who makes my venti caramel quad whipped latte with almond milk and unicorn tears?
AT&T actually said they support net neutrality recently. My guess? They're trying to snag some well timed PR. They win either way.
At first I was like... damn I knew I shouldn't have switched to Verizon. But then I was like.... oh snap that's clever. +1
Good thing I wore my Valyrian steel toed boots today.
"Went rogue" is slang for "disgruntled developer upper decks the Amazon code"
That look at the end = embarrassment + sadness. I make the same face after reading my texts from last night the following morning.
They don't want to kill it, just allow evilcorp to make more $$$
I don't know which one I'm most impressed by.
Plot twist: call center job.
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.
Just the tip
I thought everyone uses their hand to check the water temperature?
In my experience, some of the best things happen when pajamas are involved. However more experimentation is needed.
Challenge mode: chili cheese dogs
Wait what's wrong with jumping in water? Don't tell me bees can fucking swim too?!?!!
So do you live even longer and save more $$$ if you buy the PRO version?
Child's life > gorilla's life. Wanna be mad? Be mad at the parents who let it happen.
Yer a wizard Harry!
The bloopers for this must be amazing
Hover hand level 100
Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry.
Brush teeth, set alarm, charge wallet. Bed time.
Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!
The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.
But... it's what plants crave
Meanwhile I'm drinking a beer in my shower. Shower rod fell down...
Duckling uses beak charge! It's super effective!