Karma Monster Get to Work!
I can't be the only one.
I have been working there 2 months now
Ankle
It bothers me quite a lot
My home town, as exciting as a saltine cracker
Its a strange problem to have.
Im not even sure how it started
I hope its not what I think it is.
Am I the only one who doesn't hose the floor?
A prince, a puppet, a pauper.
Sour Diesel
Call me crazy
I don't understand it.
There isn't a meme for this
It gets time consuming
I miss Frank Zappa
They are already here!
Too many people claim to have it.
$6.95 a pack I'm not surprised.
So many shoes, so few for me!
I am at a crossroads.
Im talking to you apartment maintenance!
Boy was I wrong...
Its a strange problem to have
My 98 is growing up.
Made this complaint to the wife last night.
Before I even make it back to the couch.
A question from my wife and I
Just kind of underwhelming.
Sell-mo-nella?
I was a crazy lil' shit
Its called a shovel dear.
I was probably 13 before I understood the phrase
I was not going to do the TP dance all the way into the basement.
Hourly minimum wage job
Gotta be proud of yourself somehow.
My wife was complaining about my whining, this was my response.
Cynicism
Heisenberg is not dead.
Poop
Crap... was it the Park Avenue or the Cruze?