Gameshow

4438 pts ยท July 30, 2013


nah

we were somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold

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waited tables with an Asian dude with a THIIIIIICK Alabama accent - multiple times he had tables complain because they thought he was fucking with them

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Insta doesn't seem to be a real account

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This is how I want my wife being my hype-man when shit gets spicey on the road.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sadly completely fake/satire - Newt, Texas is not a real town, it is the fictional setting introduced in Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013).

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roto Rooter

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

all I can promise you is that everybody understands this - haven't heard from anyone downplaying this midterm

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THAT is tiktok like 90% of it.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"ahhhAHHHHHHFUCKINSAFEWORDSAFEWORDINEVERMADEASAFEWORDBUTGODDAMNITISHOULDHAVE"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TEACH a man to clear his cache and cookies without losing autofill ... and ... something something something

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a rando on the internet talking about a rando on the internet, I think everyone is safe

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"she should boil the water before adding pasta" - yeah, wow, what a raging asshole

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 6

yes

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

looks like I got my Saturday all sketched out

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Please, sit down and watch me work. I'll solve it much quicker explaining it to you than if I'm by myself. It's like peeing at a urinal, I need an audience.

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

okay, stabbed with a device measure in centimeters? cunt

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I managed to power through (not that I disagree)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you don't really need to un-mute

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh he's definitely going to get shot one day

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

and when they leave they will somehow blame it all on Biden

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a thing can be two things

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

shit man, where do you think humans pick it up from?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

mmmmmm - was it?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My knowledge that you said this specifically to make me irate did not stop me in getting irate.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

./salute

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine his daughters see it as a different story.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the mob was definitely hungry for some rapin' as per scripture.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I found shouting like a goddamn demon helps also. Get primal w that shit.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My congressperson has explicitly stated that he feels proud whenever leftists are upset.

So I don't think a tag is gunna fix this one, boss.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0