GazzManX

741 pts ยท September 3, 2013


This is my public profile, I wrote something here.

Is nobody going to mention those eyes?! FINE! I'll do it! Your eyes, OP, they're so damn beautiful!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who has time to look at candy between shovels full?

12 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 0

Thank god it's not! She looks hungry and this cake isn't for her!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you..I mean this! I love this!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...but what's in the middle?!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Humans; My least favourite people.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell your friend he's wrong. On all counts!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 or so...you counted them just like the rest of us.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I said somewhat of a life, I was still on imgur mobile while surfing the outerweb

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No on both counts. I can't stand the whiny voices in MLP, I did try and like it, I really did!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I play legitimately, I say play because all I do is swipe, swipe, MATCH *giggle* swipe, swipe...never messaged a single one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mate says that! Calls it Tinder Roulette...I just don't have the heart to block them!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh shut up Emma

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10 would cry like a child if I received this!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this happened to me, she'd get her mozzarella sticks, and a marriage proposal for being direct and telling me what she wants.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Irish We drink real ale here, and sometimes cider...but we don't talk about that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is THAT what a conversation is? Dammit! I usually grunt and moan until they walk away...I've got some learning to do.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would this even come up when hitting on a girl in a bar?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sang this comment like a cheesy 90's rock song...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know that feel, bro. Veteran redhead dater here.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The bottom gif is going brilliantly with the music I'm listening to.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that like, a 40 year gap (periodically speaking) between Boxer and Dad of Steel?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for the title and....HOLY FUCK A NOPE!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dark Justice doesn't hug!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay for nothing! (more cynicism, I'm not really a hateful person...not ALL the time)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've lived with eastern europeans, this is FACT! Also Vodka. Just lots of it. STRAIGHT! With a 'wee sip' of beer afterwards...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be my friend! I'm a miserable bastard too!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't live by society's rules! Swing that battle ax! (just be mindful of animals and small humans)

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