Am I doing this right?
btw, the South African Department of Health hands out free flavoured condoms, nationwide. #TMYK
Red-head freckle thursday...
When a bitch call you fake but they never even took the time to get to know you
When you post something on Imgur you're sure is gonna make fp and you keep coming back to look at the points like...
Goddamnit, Number 4! They where at Church! Praying! How could you?!
MFW I ask for no pickles in my burger and they give me pickles but I still eat it anyway because I'm too socially awkward to make a scene
Ramona Bachman ducks out of a challenge. heh.
Noticed Imgur has a new fetish... so I did a thing.
Mother gave birth to her brother and sister
Christians watching the Westboro Baptist Church do anything like...
"shhh. No sounds now. Only dreams."
Do you think Jesus would seed his torrents?
why u do dis fam?
Australians and Canadians reacting to 10° weather
Name book we had when my little sis was born. Eventually named her Zoe... could've been so much better
when yo mamma walk out of the room after whoopin' you in front of your friends
Everybody hating on Kristen Stewart's acting range. Let's see you pull of a tipsy pterodactyl on the dancefloor New Goth City rager who can't believe you wore THAT shirt with THOSE shoes.
when the football gets to clingy
Black Twitter! Get your Black Twitter! Only 2% Repost, or your upvote back! T's and C's apply.
We spent so much time wondering if we could, we didn't stop to think if we should
when you're just about to slam the door shut and a customer sneaks in at 20:59
2015. Words to live by.
Had an accident today and now my girlfriend is in a full-body cast
My Prince :(
Internet challenge #1. Find picture of Daniel Ricciardo NOT smiling. Ready. Google. Go!
Thought I'd hop on the work stories bandwagon
Just watched a movie at my friends house this weekend. He has a surround sound system. This was me for 120mins.
ESPN's "Top 20 Athletes Of The Past 20 Years", features 15 Americans and 9 in the top 10. lol, k.
Son: "Daddy, this kid at school is bullying me" Me:"No son of mine gets bullied. I'm gonna march over there put that kid in his pla.... HOLYFUKINGSHITBALLS!
mrw someone is telling a joke and I beat them to the punchline because life is a competition and I always come first (yes, including sex)
MRW when the remote isn't working properly
"hahahahaha he slipped, now is my cha... ᵃʷʷ".
You should see my therapist. Washington, George Washington.
MRW when walking past a coffee store and I see bae with another man...
what it feels like walking around my house when my 4 sisters "red day's" align
this cow is clearly 12 years old and plays COD in his spare time
Day 0.045 into diet...
Awesome freeckick routine Notts County Ladies vs Arsenal Ladies
that feeling when you wrap a gift so well and now feel bad knowing someone is just gonna rip it all up in seconds. Savages.
when your mom makes you meet your socially awkward cousin...
"just look at the way she acts, she was just asking for it". - seals, probably
RIP, you beautiful bastard.
MRW I'm trying to run away from my obligations but Imgur is over-capacity
MRW I spend 50 minutes compiling a statement of financial position and it doesn't balance...
I recently celebrated that thing about Myself and my mom's vagina for the 20th time. Here are some things I've learnt.
Are the nationwide ads gone yet?
"haha, and then I sai..." *remembers awkward conversation from 10 years ago* (ಠ_ಠ)
when wrapping gifts, that glorious moment when you're looking for the start of the tape and your nails rolls over that little bump. hnnnggh. #justchristmasthings
"Your Manuscript Is Good and Original, But What is Original Is Not Good; What Is Good Is Not Original"
sorta like the smell of a freshly printed assignment crossed with herbal tea.
superbowl *clicks next* katy perry *clicks next* superbowl *clicks next* kittens *clicks ne...* *clicks back* *upvotes* *favourites* *click next* superbow...
The year is 2029...
when you get dressed fresh af to go out but the rest of yo squad still getting dressed and it feels like every second you're waiting you're outfit is losing it's freshness...
when you meet someone with B/O so bad, it makes you go all nehrgherghflergh
what browsing Imgur on an American public holiday feels like
Just a quiet night out, holding hands with the person you love most #justkanyethings
MFW uploading a pic of an attractive girl in a blatant attempt at upvote-whoring, watching the ensuing battle between the dowvote fairies and the horny 14-year olds
What it feels like pretending to be an adult and fully functional member of society. I thought a bond payment is what we owed blockbuster for renting Casino Royale.
"Ms Perry, OP and Derp are talking". Remember that kid? Fuck that kid.