Instead of what would Jesus do, I like to think of what Bob Ross would do.
Not sure why I'm posting
I'm more of a single pair of skinny jeans kinda' guy.
I had to clarify for him afterwords.
At least it felt amazing!
I can't wait to watch Ilya at the olympics this summer.
My favorite/most helpful fitness channels
Guys, it's my cake day!!!
Anyone up for some good conversation?
Not just any blue! This is a Hooloovoo, a hyper-intelligent shade of blue!
MRW I put on way too much deodorant.
My favorite quote I read when I'm sad.
I just got a full page ad from imgur. I feel so betrayed.
It puts the message in the inbox, it does this whenever it is told.
Title
Used Car Buying Tips
Everyone has their motivation
Is anybody else going to Baltimore Community College in Catonsville?
It just hurts so good.
What's your dream car?
Sometimes I don't mind getting rudely awakened by the dustmen.
I want my hair braided and to be cuddled. Is that a weird thing for a guy to want?
When I'm bored and I think that I should stop being a loser and then I remember.
How I feel when I can't reach well enough to get the knot out of my back.
Was anybody else legitimately terrified of this movie when they were little?
RICK AND MORTY COMES BACK IN A WEEK!!!
Sometimes it's hard to handle.
Kevin is my favorite member of The Office.
DON'T YOU WANT THOMEBODY TO LO-O-OVE?! DOOON'T YOU NEED THOMEBODY TO LO-O-OVE? I WOULD REALLY LIKE THOMEBO-O-ODY TO LO-O-OVE! BUT IT'TH HARD TO FIND THOMEBODY TO LO-O-O-O-OVE! YOUR EYTH!!!!
MRW a parent brings a fully naked child to the pool and acts like it's a normal thing.
I wish more of imgur shared this opinion.
When my friends talk about drugs and drinking, and I've never been high or drunk before.
I had prom almost a week ago, this is pretty accurate for when I tried to dance.
Basically what it's like to date someone who you don't know is cheating on you.
I can't wait to start fencing again after so many years.
Uhh, hi.
If I'm ever sad, I remember that my middle name is Rowan and I'm named after this glorious goofball.
Gain the confidence to confess to a crush of mine that I am interested in her, and I'm rejected.
I...I...I'm not sure about this.
I'm confident in my sexuality, but damn do I want a friendship that's borderline gay.
Imgur meetup?
Digital Watches are Neat
In general tips for the gym
Hey guys, a question?
Brought to you by the letter "H"
I just remembered it will be Monday tomorrow.
When people talk shit about swimming.
I can't reach well enough to get a knot out of my back. :(
This Is Going To Be a Good Research Paper
No running!
Pool tips
Tickle you elmo
If only finding love were so easy
Me.