GenericLifeguard

5553 pts ยท August 5, 2014


I am a swimmer, soon to be competing powerlifter, and unbeknownst to many, a lifeguard. There should be a selfie here. If interested in receiving one, message me. If not, just assume I look like a generic lifeguard.

Instead of what would Jesus do, I like to think of what Bob Ross would do.

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Not sure why I'm posting

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I'm more of a single pair of skinny jeans kinda' guy.

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I had to clarify for him afterwords.

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At least it felt amazing!

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I can't wait to watch Ilya at the olympics this summer.

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My favorite/most helpful fitness channels

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Guys, it's my cake day!!!

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Anyone up for some good conversation?

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Not just any blue! This is a Hooloovoo, a hyper-intelligent shade of blue!

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MRW I put on way too much deodorant.

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My favorite quote I read when I'm sad.

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I just got a full page ad from imgur. I feel so betrayed.

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It puts the message in the inbox, it does this whenever it is told.

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Title

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Used Car Buying Tips

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Everyone has their motivation

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Is anybody else going to Baltimore Community College in Catonsville?

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It just hurts so good.

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What's your dream car?

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Sometimes I don't mind getting rudely awakened by the dustmen.

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I want my hair braided and to be cuddled. Is that a weird thing for a guy to want?

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When I'm bored and I think that I should stop being a loser and then I remember.

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How I feel when I can't reach well enough to get the knot out of my back.

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Was anybody else legitimately terrified of this movie when they were little?

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RICK AND MORTY COMES BACK IN A WEEK!!!

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Sometimes it's hard to handle.

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Kevin is my favorite member of The Office.

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DON'T YOU WANT THOMEBODY TO LO-O-OVE?! DOOON'T YOU NEED THOMEBODY TO LO-O-OVE? I WOULD REALLY LIKE THOMEBO-O-ODY TO LO-O-OVE! BUT IT'TH HARD TO FIND THOMEBODY TO LO-O-O-O-OVE! YOUR EYTH!!!!

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MRW a parent brings a fully naked child to the pool and acts like it's a normal thing.

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I wish more of imgur shared this opinion.

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When my friends talk about drugs and drinking, and I've never been high or drunk before.

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I had prom almost a week ago, this is pretty accurate for when I tried to dance.

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Basically what it's like to date someone who you don't know is cheating on you.

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I can't wait to start fencing again after so many years.

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Uhh, hi.

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If I'm ever sad, I remember that my middle name is Rowan and I'm named after this glorious goofball.

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Gain the confidence to confess to a crush of mine that I am interested in her, and I'm rejected.

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I...I...I'm not sure about this.

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I'm confident in my sexuality, but damn do I want a friendship that's borderline gay.

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Imgur meetup?

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Digital Watches are Neat

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In general tips for the gym

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Hey guys, a question?

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Brought to you by the letter "H"

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I just remembered it will be Monday tomorrow.

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When people talk shit about swimming.

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I can't reach well enough to get a knot out of my back. :(

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This Is Going To Be a Good Research Paper

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No running!

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Pool tips

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Tickle you elmo

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If only finding love were so easy

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Me.

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