Gerokeymaster

53471 pts · March 3, 2015


Or some kind of German breaded meat.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zimmerman actually didn't fall under stand your ground. He tried to claim it, but was denied. He still got off with zero consequences for murdering a kid, but he had to actually go to trial.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For some reason a lot of people born a good decade after the gen-x cutoff think they're gen-x. I blame "millennial" becoming synonymous with "kid" in a lot of news and sm stuff for it.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His nephew, most likely (there were like three other guys in the car, but everyone said Anderson was the gunman). But he died back in '98, and Davis ordered him to do it.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the guy literally writing a book admitting he was involved.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of a sitting monarch, by an anarchist.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's in Cape Town, says in the post.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian myself, I'm assuming those actions are part of what earned him the award?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laughing at the irony of a guy who's been *super* vocal about how much he likes ICE deporting people (along with a lot of other awful alt-right opinions) getting deported himself.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While he didn't vote himself, he was one of the first major rightwing figures to throw his support behind him, and almost certainly helped him win his first few primaries back in '16. So he still voted for this in a way, just with his influence not his literal vote.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old tv commercial. Guy calls to tell his parents about his wife having a baby, but to get around having to pay the collect call fee, makes the entire message sound like his name.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddamn....

...also, the recipe doesn't look half bad either.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crazy fake veteran guy and his partner who think everyone who posts animated art on this site is secretly a pedophile, and do a bunch of really unhinged targeted harassment campaigns because of that.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If he'd never won the presidency, they'd be close to a decade divorced at this point. She married him for money and to stay in the US, and he married her because she was young and desperate. Neither of them would give two shits about staying together if not for the bad optics a separation would cause.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Crow is also the guy who owns Clarence Thomas. Spent decades giving him all sorts of gifts and trips, even bought his mom's house for like 500% it's worth and put his kids through school, all to make sure Thomas rules the way he wants.

1 week ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

And like the two mentioned above, has a ridiculously stereotypical name.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can absolutely still pirate the older, non-subscription versions. CS6 can do nearly everything the current version can, *and* doesn't have any ai bullshit built into it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Panoramic view

Look, I'll make it all manageable

2 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

タトゥーに入れるとかっこいい言葉

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cops constantly get slaps on the wrist for things that would get you *immediately* fired in literally any other profession. We hold them to lower conduct standards than the fucking teens working part-time at McDonalds. It's ridiculous.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

https://reason.com/2026/08/13/flock-cameras-and-license-plate-readers-are-everywhere-can-we-trust-cops-with-them/

Woman here in Floridian spent over half a year in jail awaiting trial for a hit and run despite having an air-tight alibi and multiple witnesses, *all* the physical evidence, and **other security cameras** showing it was a completely different car, all because a Flock camera hallucinated it was her and the cops decided that counted for more.

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You'd think so, but so many of the ones running are tiptoeing around it that it's refreshing to see people like these two, or El-Sayd actually call him out.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I voted Nixon, but was fine with either winning, because they both *hate* Trump with a passion and I can see either of them actually pushing back against him if they get the seat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

https://xkcd.com/1871/

2 weeks ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Also note that this isn't some fringe politician saying this. Ben-Gvir is the *Minister of National Security* of Israel. He's literally in a position where he can turn those words into actions with scarily little effort.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm more interested in the fact that you can apparently only sleep in socks if that's *all* you sleep in...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I *almost* included a parenthetical saying something like: (I know that's a sex chart not gender, but they all always *say* gender), but ended up leaving it off since I thought it made the comment to clunky. But yeah, you're 100% correct that sex and gender are two very different things that the red hats love to treat like synonyms.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"gEnDeR iS a BiNaRy" - stupid people

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cicada hawk! Love those guys. They look scary, but they're harmless, basically the wasp version of a bumble bee. *And* they kill cicadas (obviously), which is just great for anyone with working ears.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0