Whatever happened to GeneralGeorgeWashington?
Pretty much
ONE WEINER NEXT TO ANOTHER WEINER
Jack might be the Pumpkin King, but Trump is the Pumpkin President
MRW people say my acting is pretty wooden
Where’s GeneralGeorgeWashington when we need him?
MRW Little Drummer Boy comes on the radio the day before Halloween
MRW the clock strikes midnight and just like that, Halloween is over
President Trump apparently left a good impression on some who met with him during his visit to Pittsburgh.
Top of St. Peter’s Basilica
Delicious
Coming soon
I’d fuck me
Picard is the man
Arnold Schwinganegger
ONE WEINER NEXT TO ANOTHER WEINER!
TMW I get into a fight with a street performer
Prepping for Thanksgiving
Every little thing she does is magic
I AM THE DANGER!
God bless Chick-fil-A
MRW Black Friday approaches
Delicious
T
That just tickles my pickle
Smashing
Easily my favorite president
Best carving ever. Very beautiful. Amazing.
One weiner next to another weiner
Yes he said this
I’d let her open my pickle jar
HEY YOU GUYS!
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
Captain Picard is a badass, but I’m still the better captain
Damn straight
MRW I ask my waitress for a Coke, and she hands me a bottle
Sawdusted
Tonight we are eating CHOCOLATE AND TATER TOTS!
It’s almost Halloween
BY GRABTHAR’S HAMMER!
God bless our troops and our puppers
Have you heard of the high elves?
I want to believe
The best pumpkin. Tremendous actually. Very bigly.
MRW my female coworker tells me she’s getting back together with her alcoholic and abusive boyfriend bc “he’s changed”
MRW it’s almost Friday
Existence is pain, Jerry.
Truffuckle shuffle
On yesterday’s flight, the pilot showed up to our plane dressed in his Halloween costume
Pilot showed up to our flight in a rather unsettling Halloween costume
All numbskulls
MRW an Imgurian reposts OC and makes it onto the front page
By Grabthar’s hammer, what a woman!
By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a woman!
Pretty much
She’s so high, high above me. She’s so lovely.