I was today years old!
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My wife really enjoys her chicken tenders with ranch.
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You are all beautiful, important, special, and I hate you all equally.
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Too soon Google, too soon.
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Good effort, Facebook...
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All I can think to say on Talk Like a Pirate Day
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It's kind of flattering when someone names something after you.
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*screams* oooh tacos...
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Pew *dies*
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International man of...
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Too many suicides. RIP Dave.
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Saying a preyer for TRUMP
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MRW I'm in a lecture after popping no-doze and staying up all night studying
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LNI submission. Sleep tight.
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Blue snoBalls
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It's shitty when this happens.
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I guess the lime took the pillow talk a little too far
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My mom told me that my great, great grandparents had a pet fox. Those lucky bastards!
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Oh wow, this takes me back... to when I had sex for the first time.
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Having too much faith in your ability to be funny or interesting
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Promotion for Courtney Love's band has become vague, and just plain lazy.
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Am I alone here?... I feel alone.
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A picture my sister took of one of our Christmas decorations in the morning sun.
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Ever been punched so hard you turn into a Muppet?
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MRW I'm browsing Usersub on RHM
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The Taco Tuesday sign game is on point in my neighborhood.
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Er...mah...gerd! I just found muh new fervrate perkerman!
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How my friend just got asked out.
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I've heard a lot of conspiracies but this, this... is totally believable.
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This is the exact face my wife has after drinks, when we finally get a date night with no kids for the first time in 6 months.
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I don't know what would possess a human being to do this to another human. I'm also glad that I do not know the terror that would cause this reaction.
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I would shit in holes outside for the rest of my life
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I hear the smallest size is a 40oz. bottle.
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Took a picture of this beautiful green NOPE on my way home from work.
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