Gingerbread27

659 pts ยท May 19, 2016


I interpret sign language and three year old English. I have a cat named Xena.

It's Raphael. That's all I wanted to say. Good work.

8 years ago | Likes 401 Dislikes 4

That is like, the best game ever!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love this god forsaken game! But we always say the name of it wrong. On purpose.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, pretty much. Especially if they were a bit early or something like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks. I feel ya.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These suck. I've been trying to get a dr to remove my tonsils cuz I get these ALL THE TIME and my tonsils get infected so much but no go. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think it does. We've had other dogs that you barely knew were in heat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new Bopit and clippers to cut my own hair!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding? My parents used to have a dog that just dropped blood everywhere during her heat. It was awful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heart monitor, o2 saturation, blood pressure, and the umbilical clip is basically baby theft prevention.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sister got me a sushi rolling kit and cook book, new baking pans, a sweet dough/frosting extruder, and a really cute apron!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy belated cake day!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's a cuttlefish. Squids have tentacles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no way for him to prove it and no way to prove him wrong so, what's the point in even bringing it up? Besides, he looks cute.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you have kids? Because two year olds can understand way more than you think. Source: I have a child who was two for a year.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Getting into bed now! Merry Christmas!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come sister, into battle we ride!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The text is shaped like the upvote I just gave you!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I might but they still pay me.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

So that's why I can't understand any of it! Thank god, I just thought I sucked at my own profession.

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

I guess it's for cleaning paintbrushes? It would probably make a better sex thing, tbh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things you can't do sex in/with: boats, goats, rain, the dark, trains, a car, a tree, a box, a fox, a house, a mouse. Here. There. ANYWHERE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually own a glass just like that!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Great for a first attempt! Only criticism I have is that the back legs aren't in line with the front legs. It's pretty good, keep at it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How dare you do that to Al. Haha jk +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was your house built by the Amish? My parents house was and we had a similar issue that included newspaper and photographs of the residents.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuzz Aldrin or Boris Baddinov.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally read that in Gilbert Gottfried's voice. 10/10

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0