GoEliManning

47085 pts · December 3, 2013


I like Eli Manning. He is good. Hence the username. Other things I like because they are good: Almost anything put out by HBO, the Coen Brothers and Martin Scorsese, Netflix, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Simpsons, and other things that would require more typing. I'm a chemical engineer, so assume I have the social skills of one of those.

Whoosh

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I am in fact a very healthy man who plays sports and goes to the gym 5 days a week. But I am also not an asshole

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But there's a fine line between helpful language and shaming. A sub called r/fatpeoplehate is on the wrong side of that line

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Because there's a difference between actually trying to help someone be healthy and calling them fat. Difference being helpful and shaming

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 21

In a few days.... Mad Men *cries*

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We get enough leaks from r/fatpeoplehate already

11 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 20

"Holy shit! I can talk too!"

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Judging by its actions: liberal arts

11 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 8

"Touché" - Eagle

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How in the world did they wind up like this?

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I don't see any Alice in Wonderland ones. Looks like he got lucky

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Seriously. This kid is the best no. 1 prospect since Crosby

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beer muscle

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the clippers one is actual photage

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Mr. Simpson NOOOOOOOOO!!!

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Followed by another 3000 fellating Russell Wilson

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes half time breaks last for a set amount of time for every game

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What do you expect him to do? There's not even a video of the event or anything

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

People do realize terrorists mainly kill Muslims, right?

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 6

So oil companies and republicans should give houses next to breweries to environmental scientists

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Guys relax the government just wants to cut spending and needs a test to decide which citizens get deported

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The neckbeard is strong in this post

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 22

Man this is a fucked up episode of Chopped

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thought Leah was being a grade A jerk cuz she couldn't wait 90 freakin minutes

11 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 0

Well then place them further apart you dumb fuck

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nah he's just high as fuck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blackened FTFW

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But pooping at work is THE BEST. You're literally paid to poop. Granted I have an office job. But still

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Not nearly enough

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0