You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
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They haven't even stopped to think about the children... they could explode.
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That's one helluva campaign platform.
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Betrayed by Grok again
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They're getting worse at this.
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The White House incessantly dabbing on people is getting a little out of hand. Hope they never stop.
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THEY WILL
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Demoted himself twice.
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I rolly a Natty Ice every game
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Hold up...
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Some gave all
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One of the few times I've been glad to be living through a historical event in the past 29 years.
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Congratulations Brazil
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If you see men doing hard work and feel the need to attack women, that's a self report.
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When the J6 trial isn't important enough to watch so you have on a Wh*te Supremac*st on instead. Just Tucker Carlson being Tucker.
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Manner that's crazy!
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The perfect tweet doesn't exi....
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It's a big club and I'm in it - Dave Chappelle
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It's like everything hurts all the time lately.
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Down boy!
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Anybody familiar with Quqadum's lectures could tell you how accurate this is.
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Summertime is here make sure you hydrate.
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Always punch Nazis
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Super underrated reply.
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Get 15% off your next pillow if you use promo code Z!
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Media literacy not even once.
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I love living in a country where this is real.
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I feel like N*zi is way easier to write than Christian Nationalist
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Probably should seize a particular Congress woman's cell phone idk
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We lost a jreat man
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The Muskerdoos will say it's fake.
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Feel old yet?
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Sweet little piranha puppy
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It's me
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Dark Brandon Rising!
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Normal day on Twitter for the successful alternative Gab which only gets noticed if posted on Twitter.
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Wanting kids to be aesexual til they're 21 is a weird take. Maybe she never got invited to prom?
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People don't think it be like that but it do
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The Dr. Oz meltdown is amazing ?
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Lightning doesn't strike 3 times...
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No Lies Detected
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Capitalism understander and economics dabbler Blake Masters has a plan to fix his local McDonald's.
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You know who else drank water?
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Coolest FSOTUS ever!
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That show never gave me good vibes
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Out of a cannon into the sun?
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RIP Bozo
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Another reason to drink....
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Twitter is free
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Whoever made this deserves a lifetime of free Tim Hortons.
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When the RTAmerica Anti-war guy doesn't wanna talk about Russian censorship.
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41 Senate Republicans voted against Healthcare for Veterans who are suffering from the wars Republicans got them into.
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Do with it what you will
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Christians be like...
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If you know you know.
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I'm sorry, what?
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We want trains!
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I've never been more excited about a trial more in my life and I lived through OJ
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I can't believe the Party he's fucking over isn't nicer to him.
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