Do not trust people like me. I will take you to parks and museums and kiss you all the time. Then, when I leave, every time you visit one of those places you will taste me like blood in your mouth.I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. Only then will you know, why storms are named after people.
WHAT?
@corywallace
You missed 325 OP
I just don't understand how he's sitting like that.
Isn't that the Tron themed Lamborghini Aventador?
What about The Losers?
Want you did is great OP, budget I still can't get over that you're 6'9"
Yes. This is a good wish.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Yeah, I was so pumped, just to get let down. It was great up until then.
No. Just fucking no. You know what no. Fuck this. This is so fucking wrong. A man should NOT wear black sandles with a purple dress.
I can never unsee this
Jerry, we both know you gotta both!
Give that bitch a jet. Bitches love jets.
I love cotton candy.
Please don't think all us Oklahomans think like them.
TL;DR: OP goes on an adventure, finds John Cleese's secret cheese factory next to the "Experiment," becomes robust.
Wait, people want to leave?
"Finally got past the hard part in Assassin's Creed."
NO LIE, DID IT JUST A MINUTE AGO. WANTED TO POST IT, BUT HAD TO EAT MY TAQUITOS.
She isn't even interested in the food. She has her phone in her hand under the table.
Word to your mother, brotherfucker
Damn...it... I teared up when I saw him in the same over shirt. RIP Niko, they'll drink with you in a bit. ;-;
As a Okie, don't forget iced tea. And don't forget to tip. Liek, omg don't.
If you read read as read then it sounds like Ivan
But. College.
*puts hand on paw* Hooman, stop. Stop. Stop. FINE I'LL FUCKING EAT IT.
Pm me. I'll do it just for you.
I'm not about to read all that.
What's the illusion?