Goyle

10829 pts ยท March 2, 2013


YES HELLO

Must be playing Quake.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hug lyfe

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Did he sleep on a bedrock?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mid twenties. GAME DEVS UNITE

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1



12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's tequila your gingivitis

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to throw so many tiny paper balls at her.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'd fucking frolic the shit out of those woods.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did some art, I did some art fooooooor yooooou. And all the things you do... And it was all yellow.

12 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but in Canada you'd get hypothermia from that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

DO A FLIP

12 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 7

He looks confused -- "Where did these guns come from? Why am I naked?"

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Calvin and Hobbes, eh? Good choice. (thx zoom)

12 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 4

I genuinely think those might be the biggest hands in the world.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...at age 6? Oh my.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A CHAIR! Oh man, Of course!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He looks like he's riding in "Pixar's Boats".

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Some of them were more what you'd call "Playdates with benefits".

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I understand that. Might as well have said "When she grows a second tongue and excretes pure heroin" though.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

You'd hope...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe skip the dipping sauce.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take "Things that have never happened" for $600, Alex.

12 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 24

Dog compression is a serious problem. Please, give money to stop dog compression.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

...and you managed to steal the sign?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kiss me you fool

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

no :(

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You twisted firestarter.

12 years ago | Likes 442 Dislikes 3

5? I heard some kid died from 5.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aron. Little dude becomes a total badass.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: you work in a pet store and that's your GODDAMNED JOB.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0