Grambles

667 pts ยท September 4, 2012


Dropping out of school and smoking hookah all day when you were on a major track to academic success on the other hand..

12 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

"But I want to play Call of Duty now.."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And this time half of our town isn't on fire!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trying to get her from behind, daring. Flawless execution, not so much.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow I haven't wanted something so much in my life.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My username is relevant!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vegetarians with allergies. Living life on the edge.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recognize that writing, WHO THE FUCK IS JP?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you do you'll be spared.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My rent's a million dollars and due tomorrow?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's much less fun. That actually makes sense.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's anything like my yard that's the part of the lawn where the snow drifts weren't a million miles high.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girlfriend aims to get ready 40 minutes after you say you'll be there because you're always fucking late.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So break up with her and tell her family she's threatening suicide. Let them know and then it's off his hands.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see this going horribly wrong for someone in a wheel chair.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"I can't join, I don't have 1000 points, even though I want to." "Shit."

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I call them dicks.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which is fitting since they're autistic.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As long as you explained, if they don't believe you that's on them. Nothin's wrong with either of ya'll.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

I TOTALLY understand why it's there, it just sucks because I suck at interneting.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Definitely both.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Subtle like the kool-aid man.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't mean to be blunt but that really isn't proof of anything (to the cashier). Really that's what a con artist would do. (Not that ur 1)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy knows what's up. I'm a cashier and I would not exchange your 10 in this case, there's a lot of shady people out there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I'm Canadian so I can't even tell if it's obviously fake. (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, odds are he didn't notice as someone else had given it to him, and I wouldn't exchange it either in case of scam. (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That you know of.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I think they were being serious. It sounds poetic, not poorly translated. If accidental, all the better.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And 18 which would mean having a kid who he can explain that to is really odd.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0