The Jail Points system
Bacon Tot Jalapeño Poppers, because why not?
The treehouse is featured in a the treehouse book. Pages 28-31.
It’s cheese but tastes like fudge.
Ancestry.com DNA results: 107% Canadian.
Walter is judging you
Fitting into those jeans I ordered on eBay.
Them flowers bloomed
The moment you catch yourself texting the word "dem" to your 12 year old child.
When the true revolt begins...
1k Fun Run. “Let’s Not Overdo It”
I just wanted to log in and be entertained today, damnit.
It’s been over 3 years since I’ve had an authentic Vienna Beef Chicago hotdog.
Turn those useless wood pallets into a cute planter thingy for cheap!
Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park, Felton, CA
If you're reading this be happy to be alive, healthy and walking on your own two feet in an upright position
What World Cup team has a denim blue flag, like the color of Upper Michigan in this map? #yooper
That’s how they get you.
Miss me yet?
Is this really going to flower?
The new red meat.
When your dog starts humping my dog at the dog park and you won't get off your damn cellphone.
America the Beautiful, Trump style
Lake Superior, Upper Michigan
The 6th time I said good morning to my boss and got ignored.
This police department is wild as hell!
goals?
When your coworker takes one of the two jalapeño bagels that you wanted, decides it's too spicy and throws it away.
The State of our Union.
UPDATE: I made it home.
MRW I hear my native Fargo-esque accent come out during an audio recording that was publicly posted.
Like finding out Santa ain't real.
I haven't been home in 3 years and AA cancelled our flight.
Living in PST zone waiting for the rest of the world to wake up so you can post a bomb.
MLB playoffs if you're a Cubs fan.
The smell of old books.
Jay Cutler
Secret Santa Gods, please hear my suggestion for next year!
Why would anyone want to buy grapes with seeds?
Morning views from a Redwood forest.
Michigan
When Gillaspie hits the double at the bottom of the 8th!!!!!
Avoid being kidnapped.
When your kids say "You never buy me anything"
Chicago style hot dog periodic table.
Kid friendly sushi rolls for school lunch
Am I right, Moms?
Waking up in PST and wondering why an NFL game is on before I'm even out of bed.
Trying to activate the bathroom motion light in the middle of the night.
When a celebrity replies to you on social media.
Supper: cioppino in some cast iron.
It works!
Yosemite
Upgrading from a 4S to a 7Plus.
When your coworkers finally make a decision on their own.
Have you?!
I'm confused.
"Please let me sleep in past 7:00am on the weekend." - 40 something year old, full time working parents. Or parents. Or anyone over 40.
"Every dash warning light is on. Rusted out."
My secret Santa gift arrived!! Thank you!!