Grebus

331 pts · April 26, 2016


Dogs are the best people. He'll be on every walk with you from now on. Sending you hugs, understanding, and happy memories.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It definitely is. Alla Bruletova, for reference.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#1 RIP Niece Waidhofer

5 months ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Nope, two different girls.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Natalie Jorgensen

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ika D’Auria, @ika_dauria on Insta

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming the "Can I help you?" woman is @ortalleman on Instagram based on the watermark. The hovering cleavage belongs to Bianca Stanciu, AKA Biancadata.

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I love atheism. It's my favorite non-prophet organization.

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There's a lot of missing information, location included. But that also omits potential other limitations like credit issues, school loans, existing debt, childcare, car payments, investments, etc. which is why I recommended they talk to an advisor. There are plenty of jobs that pay over 200k outside of a large city (dentists, doctors, senior management, senior mortgage brokers, business owners, etc.) but we don't have the full financial picture here, so we can't assume it's just location.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the USA, 90th percentile is just north of $210k now. If you're single, that puts your federal tax rate at 32%, which makes your take home prior to state taxes around $12k per month. Typical guidance for how much home you can afford is 28% of your pre-tax income, or just under $5k per month max for you. With taxes, fees, and 0% down, a 30-year mortgage at 7.5% would run about $4500 per month on a $500k house, well above the average home price in most states. Might want to talk to an advisor.

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So if this snail can move at a speed proportional to its size, it can hit just over 52 mph. Better hold on.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A garden snail can move at 0.03 mph and is roughly 1.3 inches long. That means it's moving roughly 1462 times its body length in an hour.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! Best advice I can offer is buy tons of pairs of the same socks. That way when you inevitably lose one, you're set.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 Okay, this one got me.

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