GrumpyOldMan55

873789 pts ยท April 2, 2018


I didn't choose the grump life, it chose me.

Big 'Uns is the superior magazine.

5 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't Natalie Wood shower on the boat? She prefers to wash up on shore.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's not down to Trek on a Galaxy Class starship she can GTFO.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it that malformed raccoon everyone is on about?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He'll always be the little boy who didn't get enough attention from his parents.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That dog may be lost but it's not a stray. It's in way too god of condition. Best thing to do is take it to a shelter and hope it has a chip.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You've almost got a haiku. Work on it.

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

IDK, something about a batcave. I can't do all the work for you pervs.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just go to the Jiggly Room after work. You'll be fine.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying I don't believe you but you really ought to provide a link to some of these "multiple studies." That's just doing your due diligence as a poster.

6 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Mines got a crack in it.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Quality dump

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, I was listening to a podcast with a biographer who couldn't find anyone who would say anything nice about him. Not. One. Person.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't kink shame.

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

My understanding is Jolene could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

1 week ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

When you get bored of raping children you rape the Earth.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You think Melania gives a shit? He's nothing more than a meal ticket to that gold digger.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Do not unmute.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aren't the states that rely on mail in voting disproportionately red?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's a deep cut. Nice

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pecan and I will die on this hill!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But on the bright side the billions we send to Israel gives them many of those things!

2 weeks ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Welcome to the oligarchy.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Restoration is a valid school of magic.

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I've seen a ton of them. Most of them are great.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This post seems to be referencing live action. Bite my shiny metal ass.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 21

Nathan Fillion didn't play Hal Jordan he played Guy Gardner. You just lost a metric shit ton of nerd cred.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 23

#1 What do you say when you're owed money by an undead sorcerer? Lich better have my money!

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Don't harsh my grump bro.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or... you could not just answer the phone and then call back later and say you were asleep because that's what you do when you're sick.

2 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4