GrumpySecretary

63667 pts · November 30, 2011


Updoots and snoot boops are my resolute pursuits. *it's not okay to PM me about your fetishes*

Ever wondered what's inside a key card?

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Most of the northern eastcoast USA right now.

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I know what the next JWs that come to my door are getting.

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Uncanny resemblances

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Saturday Night Phone Dump

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So many feels

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This is the most Californian California license plate I've ever seen.*

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Not all babies are photogenic.

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Has science finally gone too far?

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Deng Spicy Flies

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It was then that Moon Moon realized he wasn't alone in the house after all

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Do you expect me to jump, Karen?

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Wait, is that a . . . peach?

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A short, sad breakfast story

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What kind of bullshit fortune is this?

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How magnanimous!

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Here's a story of a lovely lady ...

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No.

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I mean, it's not the Best Western, but...

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Happy selfie day!

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Are we in the litter box? ‘Cause I’m diggin’ you.

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Sup. How you doin?

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When even inanimate objects think you're stupid

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I'm a big girl who will admit when she's wrong

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I can't be the only one

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When the drugs kick in

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Someone tried to tell me this is a dog.

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Because Monday

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Asking the important questions.

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Smooth

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Consequences and Trumpercussions

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I found out today that my beautiful kitty, Priscilla has cancer.

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You thought no one would notice, didn't ya, Comcast?

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Well, if you're good at something flaunt it, I guess.

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Well, at least it's Friday

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Still one of my favorites all thanks to you guys.

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I'm not sure what kind of dog she ...

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Look at this adorable motherfucker

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The original upcycle

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She's so sad that she can't cuddle with me right now.

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I like St. Patrick's Day as much as the next person. Unless the next person is this guy.

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I made a thing!

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Biden ❤ Biden

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Dumping all da kitties!

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Asking the important questions.

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Views 387

The Easter pig-dog stopped by today

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Princess Penelope Wigglebottom

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Stay classy New Jersey.

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