43837 pts ยท July 2, 2012
i like puns and things and sometimes i sound like a an asshole when making jokes
Mr. Dictionary would disagree.https://youtu.be/_wf31yBoGA4
Gary may take my freedom but he can't take away my right to whine and complain.
And after the festivities off to Wal-Mart
Cat in the wall,eh. Probably flattened itself out and went through a seam.
After I eat taco bell....amirite?
Great costumes, beautiful smiles!
Quiet Riot
Justified shooting.
I made this joke once to my children and got my white new balance shoes taken away for a week from the Dad joke guild.
Hypnotic Beauty
It is the almighty post. People bring their sacrifices to it in hopes of going viral on the internet.
Can you put it on your belt?
My guess, there is a penis shaped instrument.
weeeeeee
What's been found?
They are putting a safe with breaching tools and Ar15 inside each school.
Doctor said it would make me have less of a horse's ass.
Run down it screaming "Penguins can Fly"
Premium American for Beer
Wow! You are very productive! Keep Rockin
So...... Sprinkle Cocaine on my sliders?
The ringing in your ears is all in your head.
https://youtu.be/SliRFVLdhjs
It's nice when families can unravel such mysteries together
Reason Will Prevail !
and don't get me started on prisons, for profit
but wait don't order yet! you aren't allowed to declare bankruptcy on these debts!
Congrats on reaching dad joke level 2 ! Your new Balance shoes await!
Just SAW this tonight. Taking PAT Benatarp to FB
Mr. Dictionary would disagree.https://youtu.be/_wf31yBoGA4
Gary may take my freedom but he can't take away my right to whine and complain.
And after the festivities off to Wal-Mart
Cat in the wall,eh. Probably flattened itself out and went through a seam.
After I eat taco bell....amirite?
Great costumes, beautiful smiles!
Quiet Riot
Justified shooting.
I made this joke once to my children and got my white new balance shoes taken away for a week from the Dad joke guild.
Hypnotic Beauty
It is the almighty post. People bring their sacrifices to it in hopes of going viral on the internet.
Can you put it on your belt?
My guess, there is a penis shaped instrument.
weeeeeee
What's been found?
They are putting a safe with breaching tools and Ar15 inside each school.
Doctor said it would make me have less of a horse's ass.
Run down it screaming "Penguins can Fly"
Premium American for Beer
Wow! You are very productive! Keep Rockin
So...... Sprinkle Cocaine on my sliders?
The ringing in your ears is all in your head.
https://youtu.be/SliRFVLdhjs
It's nice when families can unravel such mysteries together
Reason Will Prevail !
and don't get me started on prisons, for profit
but wait don't order yet! you aren't allowed to declare bankruptcy on these debts!
Congrats on reaching dad joke level 2 ! Your new Balance shoes await!
Just SAW this tonight. Taking PAT Benatarp to FB