Retardasaurus
Heist in progress
Repost of a repost
It’s still pizza...
My 10th fav
Just my dog, Sprocket.
ahh, nuts.
Sums it up perfectly
He's got big balls
Then this happened
Dog fort
Tablet generation
Spectrum: Down more than up?
Hitler shapeshifted into Trump
Smoked up some human ribs
The infection is real
Sleepyhead
Original or Small Chunk?
mrw my neighbors I've talked to once ask me to help move their hot tub
Stop yelling at me, door.
I found The Spider-Man
I never had a school bus like this
The most interesting man in the world has landed
Someone's not making it to midnight
Better ingredients sloppy pizza
Road etiquette
Every time my 2 year old wants to play with my collectibles
My son's biggest fear
Merry Christmas
Girl stuff
Aisle 16 got it all
Someone's ready for bed
Just doesn't seem right
mrw when I hear the kids wake and I realize I forgot to move the elf on a shelf
Martha gets kinky
Can you point me in the direction of cat books?
Horse Grillz
When your boss calls you Sunday night with changes to a document for Monday morning.
Who's ready to cuddle
There's one left. There's one left.
Let's play spot the corn cob
When my wife borrows my car and leaves me less than zero miles to empty