Love my rescue pupper! Previous owners tried to shoot him constantly :(
MRW someone wakes me up before my alarm goes off...
Close encounter of the burned kind....
I pity the flue!!
When it's so cold, even your ghost freezes to death
MRW I'm browsing user sub and see nothing but confession bears, awkward penguins, and other assorted beta tales of woe..
Deluxe AC option
When your states mandatory mask policy ends today..
You know its bad when the thing you're waving angrily denounces you...
When I browse usersub every morning....
Looking back, the case was to protect the floor. Not the phone.
Tears in the wind..or something...
Live from outside Area 51
Waiting for Read Dead Redemption 2 gameplay like...
Mall floods: “Gentlemen, it’s been an honor”
I feel it brings the whole room together....
Monday
The OG TMNT
That moment when you wake up and realize your generation is now the "Precious Moments" target demographic...
Tuesday morning after eating way too much ghost pepper salsa..
Majestic AF
When you turn on the faucet but its opposite day
Amazon R Us just doesn't have the same ring to it...
“Too old!”
MSice cold
Pokemaine
Words to live by
When you have the Stark realization that..
Gotta go fast!
How did they Nazi this coming?
Apple introduces REVOLUTIONARY Face ID technology...
He didn't even have chicken...
When I see someone new in user sub...
Anheuser-Busch finally labeling Bud Light correctly
While this will make some nervous, all I see is a glorious Xbox 360 library.
Well played little finger...well played.
Maybe if it had been deflated..
Wouldn't be the first time I paid for company in a hotel. Wouldn't be the first time it died either.
You know things are bad when Fred Durst is trying to reason with you...
Tyson with the knockout....
When she asks me what my hobbies are...
#truth
Jesus Christ Doc..JESUS CHRIST!
Now this is lit
He has a point....
What everyone hoped Phelps Vs. Shark would have been...
Hey....watch it!
It's a trap!
Ice cream what you did there....
Life advice from Roald Dahl
HEY...Peace ma-WARRGARRBL
So....wanna go for a walk later?
No weed(s) for her...
Covfefe the strong!
Classic Nathaniel.
I've taken home worse...
Dammit Fred, Im trying to poop!!