HalphPint

114849 pts · July 17, 2013


http://imgur.com/uj61AZr - Me with the nephew

Love my rescue pupper! Previous owners tried to shoot him constantly :(

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MRW someone wakes me up before my alarm goes off...

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Close encounter of the burned kind....

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I pity the flue!!

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When it's so cold, even your ghost freezes to death

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MRW I'm browsing user sub and see nothing but confession bears, awkward penguins, and other assorted beta tales of woe..

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Deluxe AC option

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When your states mandatory mask policy ends  today..

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You know its bad when the thing you're waving angrily denounces you...

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When I browse usersub every morning....

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Looking back, the case was to protect the floor. Not the phone. 

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Tears in the wind..or something...

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Live from outside Area 51

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Waiting for Read Dead Redemption 2 gameplay like...

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Mall floods: “Gentlemen, it’s been an honor”

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I feel it brings the whole room together....

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Monday

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The OG TMNT

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That moment when you wake up and realize your generation is now the "Precious Moments"  target demographic...

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Tuesday morning after eating way too much ghost pepper salsa..

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Majestic AF

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When you turn on the faucet but its opposite day

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Amazon R Us just doesn't have the same ring to it...

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“Too old!”

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MSice cold

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Pokemaine

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Words to live by

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When you have the Stark realization that..

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Gotta go fast!

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How did they Nazi this coming? 

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Apple introduces REVOLUTIONARY Face ID technology...

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He didn't even have chicken...

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When I see someone new in user sub...

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Anheuser-Busch finally labeling Bud Light correctly

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While this will make some nervous, all I see is a glorious Xbox 360 library.

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Well played little finger...well played. 

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Maybe if it had been deflated..

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Wouldn't be the first time I paid for company in a hotel. Wouldn't be the first time it died either.

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You know things are bad when Fred Durst is trying to reason with you...

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Tyson with the knockout....

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When she asks me what my hobbies are...

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#truth

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Jesus Christ Doc..JESUS CHRIST!

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Now this is lit

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He has a point....

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What everyone hoped Phelps Vs. Shark would have been...

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Hey....watch it!

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It's a trap!

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Ice cream what you did there....

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Life advice from Roald Dahl

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HEY...Peace ma-WARRGARRBL

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So....wanna go for a walk later?

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No weed(s) for her...

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Covfefe the strong!

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Classic Nathaniel.

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I've taken home worse...

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Dammit Fred, Im trying to poop!!

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