HamfistedBanMaster

11654 pts · December 18, 2016


god damnit

Fuck Terry Schiavo too.

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Smell my finger

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True story.  Zero emotions affiliated with this at all.  

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You thick fucks

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My weed hydroponics are the shizzle

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This fuckin movie, right here.

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Illiterate fucks

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Fatties of Imgur:   PM me your cell phone numbers and I'll be your fucking hero.  You can thank me later. 

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Smell my finger. 

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Found this little minx in my house

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Totally worth the diarrhea

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Seriously tho.  Before would be better.

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I'm done fuckers.  You won't have me to kick around for another ten hours.   <mic drop>

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Yum

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I'm calling straight up bullshit on this.  How the fuck would he BREATHE????

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MRW some slack-jawed, lolly-gagging, uninformed dipshit decides to debate me.

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Don't worry. You're safe now. He can't come back and hurt you

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My kitty, "Mr. Homunculus" when the Fancy Feast isn't "right on schedule".  

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Yin-Yang weasels

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Mah fish is fuckin regal AF.

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Babushka needs MOAR PIXELS!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've found the single most deluded fucking idiot on the internet.  Seriously.

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That nosedive at noon tho.  LOL.  Right at the moment of Trump's babble

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Dear imgurians

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Why wait until October to fuck your own head?

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If you're just honest with yourself for even a moment, you'd agree.

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This cunt tho.  

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Fuck this shit, i'm out. 

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And if you believe any of this "turning over this country to YOU" bullshit, then you're too gullible to live. 

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Just curious

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Macro shot of some shit i found growing under my bathroom sink. 

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I have no dissonance about it at all.  

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I will probably regret this, on multiple fucking levels.  

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God damnit

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Just sayin.

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'bout to bust a gene all up in this bitch. 

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A gaggle of squawking twats.  

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I will straight up sucker punch a sugared up insulin junkie kid.

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MRW watching Homeland Season 6 and it's clear they thought Hillary would be POTUS now.

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Vaccines cause feminism. 

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I've been bound up like an Iraqi POW

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Also, is this thing worth anything?

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For broad info and shits and giggles, it's fine

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Soon

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aye, chihuahua, mi ijo

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It's gotta win some shit.  

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You wanna go for a……… ..RIDE?!

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Found elsewhere and posted here to stir the turd.  

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And i've seen some shit.  

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Since I don't drink and my wife is not a whisky connoisseur, i need you cunts to make chop chop with the recommendations.

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I hated every other fucking X Men movie.  

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If there's a "hell", i'm destined for it.

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Right off the nearest cliff. 

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cranky fuckin bitches. 

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You're all like whiny little pisspants sycophants.  

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MRW the ineffectual peta cunts try to rub my tummy

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Goddamnit.  "Furry" is not a gender. 

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