HandelsPariah

13847 pts ยท February 28, 2014


I am a cat wrangler by trade, feel free to ask me anything about it. 5th generation cat wrangler and proud of it. It's not always easy, but it's honest work. On the weekends I like to see how much pizza I can fit in my mouth at once. If you don't cut it it's just one slice right?

MRW I see RepostStatistics dreaded 5 star title similarity.

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Comments 7
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For all the Cyanide & Happiness fans out there, Depressing Comic Week has begun!

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It's my last day of classes as an undergrad.

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MRW I keep thinking of great comments but someone has already beaten me to it.

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Apparently it's my cakeday! So, as per custom, here's my cat Guinness.

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I found a fellow Imgurian at work today!

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RHM

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is it too late for the Cat Day train?

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MRW my roommate says she's gonna wear blackface for halloween to "be ironic"

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When I make a blatantly phony post about a cheating ex and a few of you google my username.

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MRW the McDonald's drive-thru lady asks if I want anything with my Big Mac.

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C&H will forever be my favorite webcomic.

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Ok Go came out with a new music video today for their song "I Won't Let You Down" and it's AMAZING

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RIP Leonard Nimoy. You have been, and always shall be, a friend to us all. LLAP.

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This woman terrifies me... In the best way.

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MRW I try to brush the back of my tongue with my toothbrush.

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MRW I show up at my cheating ex-wife's house to tell her the house is mine.

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I give you the man behind one of the more terrifying voices I've heard in a long time - James Spader

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