Hanselhoff27

4772 pts ยท January 27, 2012


I lack filter

This is the face I use when I want sex from my wife.

14 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 5

I rip my skin off to have sex as well.

14 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They didnt invent smiling until the 1950s

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else ever find the whole, "everybody get close and put your hands together" thing uncomfortable when they were younger?

14 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No, it shouldn't be green. This gif. was made for reddit who have orange arrows. All the images come from reddit. why isnt this understood?

14 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

"I CUM BLOOD!" ..anyone?....eh?..anyone?....death metal...Cannibal Corpse song... k... Ill shut up now :(

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@ryanOwnz ..But that was a comment. Thats like saying you aren't farting, while you are very clearly, and audibly, farting.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1,000,000 for Iced Earth. Cant believe no one else showed love for the album title reference.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because 1 person has a 1 and the others have 0, does not necessarily mean they did it!. Someone could have down voted them before he..

14 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 17

commented! People need to quit with the stupid ass "I caught you bull shit", because you cant catch them. Shut up, and enjoy Imgur.

14 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

These are'nt carvings, these are Pyrography. Just so you know ;)

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't always hang off cliffs like an idiot; but when I do, I make sure it gets reposted.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate Bing with a passion.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Statler and Waldorf have always been my favorite muppets. I hope Im that awesome with my best friend when I get old.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ORDER"

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Put two of them up your ass!, and give me four chicken Mc nuggets"

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-1000 for dudes wearing V neck shirts. Men dont have cleavage to show and if you do, no one wants to see it.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There once was a very short story, the end.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was all like "OH SHIT" but then I was all like "awww yeaaaaah"

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the Air Force had posters like this, I would have joined sooner.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That obelisk is like my penis when I first discovered masturbation

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My reaction the first time I went on r/spacedicks.

14 years ago | Likes 360 Dislikes 14

I don't really understand how people can "spot a downvoter" when someone could have simply downvoted all and upvote one without commenting.

14 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 10

right paw, boop

14 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

shave and a hair cut...

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

love the movie but fuck 3D, that shit hurts my head.

14 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Its a fiery earth sperm

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

people are being dicks lately

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Did that hat come from the severed head found behind that sign?

14 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

As a _____, Winter ______. Insert state of origin fallowed by an, then insert a brief statement about the lack of winter and call it a day

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0